Kenyan lawyer wants to marry Malia Obama. He’s offered 50 cows, 70 sheep, and 30 goats for Malia, saying he fell in love with her in 2008 (when she was 10) and hasn’t dated anyone since… which might explain all the sheep and goats.
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"How much for the little girl?... the women ... how much for the women? Your women... I want to buy your women… the little girl, your daughters... sell them to me... sell me your children" Joliet Jake Blues.
If he'll take the Wookie too, I'll be happy to throw in a couple more goats to help sweeten the deal.
Beat me too it there Progressive. :)
Don't we have a Kenyan lawyer in the White House?
I would have topped out at the cows and sheep.
Nah, he isn't even a lowlife lawyer. He's just a lower life form called a "community organizer".
I told ya, the 30 goats were waaaaay over the top! She's already overpriced at 50 cows, especially if they're milkers and 70 sheep is just obscene stupid rich...I wouldn't offer more than 25 cows and maybe 40 sheep, but that's my limit.
But you know it is TRUE love, since he is "married" to all of the cows, and half of the sheep.
If he is, then he's committing pedultery!
That ha gotta be worth WAY more than ISIS thinks the mooch would be worth as a slave.
http://www.thedailybeast.com/articles/2015/05/22/isis-michelle-obama-is-worth-40.html
That "woman" is crazy for that, however it is interesting that she thinks Obama cost about $139.00. I have to admit I laughed, but all in all slavery is no joke.
Mooch is used goods, but lucky for her the mooselimbs have perfected a surgery that reattaches the hyman and she can become a virgin anytime a John (Habeeb) needs her to be a wife for an hour.
50 cows, 70sheep, and 30 goats!!! That's waaaaaaay too much! He's trying to stop the bidding before any other suiters (pedophiles) jump in and make a counter offer. Man! What Obama couldn't do with 70 sheep and 30 goats!!
2. Beef Cow
A good cow
Weight – aprrox. 200 kilos
Value = 22oksh per kilo
Cost = 44,000ksh or approx $500 usd
3. Sheep
A good one
Weight – aprrox. 30 kilos
Value = 300ksh per kilo
Cost = 9,000ksh or approx $120 usd
4. Goat
A good one
Weight – aprrox. 20 kilos
Value = 300ksh per kilo
Cost = 6,000ksh or approx $80 usd
Wow! That works out to $38,500.
Barky could afford to send Mooch to McDonalds for lunch with that kind of money!
I found this story this morning and posted it on g+. It is really disgusting. He is a pedophile.
Kenyan Lawyer? That means he is a grade school graduate? I think it should happen, and Barry can stay in Kenya after the wedding and be the prince he always wanted to be. And Mooch could yell at her servants all day long and make them eat crappy food....
Great idea, anything to get them out of the US.