Kerry, Aides Undergo Metal Detector Screening Before Meeting With Egyptian President

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• Why not? They aren't anyone important

• Actually,the press reported it wrong...

  http://satireworld.com/politics-2/201407232321/kerry-aides-undergo-anal-examination-before-meeting-with-egyptian-president/

  • Anal Jihad?

• Sir Ketchup steps in it again...

  http://weaselzippers.us/194250-john-kerry-to-mother-of-fallen-israeli-soldier-hows-your-day/

  • Did he get one of those Purple Hearts for a grenade blowing up in his head?

    • it's ppl like kerry that give white folks a bad name.

      • It's people like Kerry that give people a bad name.

• The ketchup gigilo was sweating it hoping they wouldn't find that chrome vibrator he travels with.

• I see that Egypt is treating the USA with more respect. "Heckuva jobs" out to Obama, Hillary, and Sir Ketchup.

• http://earloftaint.com/2014/07/20/one-more-time-sure-why-not/

• Sir ketchup, treated like a common person, I am sure there was crying, and a lot of butthurt in that room...I wish TSA would have been brought in so that some fat slob could have grabbed his junk and him go OOOOOOOOOOOOOOh

  • You wouldn't want TSA to find his hidden toy would you?

    • He doesn't have the toy, Tereza keeps that in a little glass box.

• I saw the headline and thought it said 'mental' detector, which would certainly show nothing.

  • smirking agreement.

• Seriously?! An assasination attempt will not be made by the Secretary of State. This is very disgusting. Who does he think he is?

  • Heck KQ, He's the boss of a earthly power. Frankly I wouldn't trust kerry either. but that may just be me.

• I wonder if John Kerry can claim another Purple Heart for this?

  • next week it will have evolved into dodging sniper fire.

    • If Kerry had been patted down by someone with a hang nail I'd bet the rent on a Purple Heart.