Bonfire of the Absurdities in News New Format

Late nite political jokes

So, Obama walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says, “Does he talk?” Parrot says, “Not without a teleprompter.” “President Obama had beers the other day with four unemployd construction workers. Obama asked what it’s like to lose their jobs. And they said ‘Oh you’ll see.'” Thanks everybody, he’ll be here each nite until at least January 2013 (unless we get really lucky.)

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Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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PsychoDad@work says:

October 18, 2011 at 10:27 am

OMFG that's a riot! Wish I could share it work, but I'm here with the happy pod people who think Sock Puppet walks on water. I just keep waiting for the day I say the wrong word or look happy at the wrong bit of news, and i' gonna be like the end of Body Snatchers with everyone screaming and pointing.

Oops gotta go, someone's looking over my shoulde