Man Robs Best Buy and Ends Up in Hospital

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• On the third day of Christmas
  the military gave to me:
  Three dead jihadists,
  a raid on Bin Laden,
  and a douche bag falling off a curb.

• Best news I've heard today, it seems Tyrone should watch his step when crossing curbs.

• Old or Not, this is a great story, I hope it's retold next Christmas!

  • Perhaps a song? On the first day of Christmas the USMC kicked some dumb asses ass.

    • On the second day of christmas bin laden meet a seal

      • now his nuts roastin on a hot fire.

    • And hung him in a pear tree....

      I like it! Merry Christmas!!

• A great story.

• old. still funny but old.

  • I was gonna say, I remember reading this last year. Still a heart warming story...

    • I recall reading this =at least= a year ago! Has this passed muster out of urban legend status and into verifiability? Sorry, don;t mean to be snarky, just like to keep things straight.

      • that's what she said.

        lol he got straightened. and tractioned i reckon. see? we don't need no steenkeen guns.

        or

        punk brought a knife to a marine peace initiative.

      • There's a reason you remember this story from over a year ago:

        Man Robs Best Buy and Ends Up in Hospital
        By Kelly West
        October 31, 2011

• Ahhhh A heartwarming holiday story.

• Racist curb!!!!-- Libtards ( She who must not be named )