Mark Zuckerberg has good timing. He married Priscilla Chan on Saturday, one day after Facebook went public and made him a 19-billionaire. California being a community property state, if he married her one day earlier it would cost him $9.5 billion to divorce her. Good move financially, Mark, but you better sleep with one eye open… she looks a wee bit miffed.
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If I didn't have a choice and had to bet one way or the other, my money'd be on it being her demand, denying anyone the chance of ever saying she married him for his money. Just sayin'.
No big deal. If she stays with him for at least a month, half the 50 million bucks in interest will be hers.
Not to mention alimony.
I'm shocked. You mean Zuckerberg might actually be in it now for....I almost can't type it...for the MONEY???
I see that child molestation could be classified as a mental deficiency, judging by the Dork's keyboard diarrhea.
Dark's Doctor needs to up the voltage-
No, the amperage.
I want their first born chile to perv wit.
That's not even funny, fake eric.
and no I'm not defending the real eric.
It wasn't meant to be funny...
Wasn't clever either.
Funny isn't really Republican's strong points. You need a soul for that.
Draven,
Humor requires a sould and a brain, two things you sadly lack.
Yea, because you have a soul and morals to want to molest little girls, you piece of shit!
There you go, fantasizing about me again.
My only fantasy about you is that some little girl kicks your ass, or the police get you before you hurt some child.
Classy.
Mark's prenup was delivered in a 53 foot trailer.
Yeah, he totally foresaw that and planned everything so she would get nothing. It makes perfect sen-oh, wait, it doesn't. Hm.