May Day: Occupy plans “global disruption”

May Day: Occupy plans “global disruption.” Expect more public pooping, rapes, robberies and murders as Occupy “helps” the common man by making it impossible for him to do business or get to work. Watch as a sycophantic, credulous media gushes over the proceedings like a bunch of star-struck teenagers fawning over a rock star. And, if public sympathy for some reason turns favorable for these idiots, expect Democrook politicians to come out of the woodwork claiming they were with them all along. Occu-puke.

Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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    • Update for the update, in San Francisco last night Occupoopers broke windows and threw paint on about a dozen small businesses, In New York the 250 mentioned only turned out to be a few dowzen protesting at a bank..Like a cheap Chinese bottle rocket...fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz then nothing.

  • DATELINE BOSTON: MAY DAY

    Hey gang, any reports of left-wing terrorism yet? Just saw a small bunch here, marching up Congress St by the Bank of America building. Have to admit I was somewhat impressed. It was only 8 a.m.; I didn't they could get out of bed that early. Couldn't quite make out what they were screaming, but they were carrying a banner that said, "Give Class War A Chance." Nice, huh?

  • We will occupy it all! We will show the evil one percent that we are not to be taken for granted. We will play the mighty hacki sack of justice and rain down the terror of our frappe latte's all over the imperialism! We will stop you from going to work because it is the only way that your bourgeois ass will ever learn about the plight of the worker!

    Viva la metroid prime

    Khan out!

    • You forgot to mention that they will be dancing to the music from their i-phones and i-pods.

  • Oh yeah - the unwashed and congenitally unemployable are going on strike.

    Who's that gonna inconvenience, again?

    • A helluva lot of us, when the stupid ffkks start marching the wrong way down a one way street at rush hour. Boston. Last fall, and a bunch of them did it again just a few weeks ago, lotsa big MoveOn.org signs in sight.

      STUPID FFKS!!!!

  • I'm actually a little worried about what might be going on here in Boston tomorrow, we grow a special kind of crazy in these parts.

  • Yeah well the jokes on the whiney-whine percent. If we can't work . . . then they'll be no money for them to steal.