Michael Moore involved in bitter divorce. Mostly they’re fighting over their 10,000 square foot vacation home on Torch Lake in northern Michigan, an oversized monstrosity that’s sort of an embarrassment for a liberal climate alarmist like himself. But we’re puzzled about something else: how and why, in 23 years of marriage, did this handsome couple fail to produce children?
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Uhm... this entire page is hilarious...
I could be a b*tch and tear them up but what's the point?
She might be a cousin because she does look a lot like him, BUT there has been cases of married ppl looking alike and not at all related.
Anywhoooo... they are both fugly fat bastards.
I don't hate fat people, but they deserve it because they are liberals and they stink. Just being real.
Which one is which?
It's a split screen, they're both pics of him.
I just remembered after posting the other day, I knew a farmer as a kid, he would give his pigs old bowling balls to play with so they wouldn't fight....might work here...
Children? He ate them.
With fave beans and a nice Chianti?
Silence of the Hams?
If the cows truly were believers, they would give the house to a homeless guy or gal. But instead, they show just how hypocritical they are. They are fighting over a 10,000 square foot house. Geez. At least they are not fighting over graving rights.
Can you just imagine that panic at Old Country Buffet when these two hogs roll in there? The staff must just weep openly.
I bet they hear, "No buffet for you! You eat à la carte. Eat vegetable."
Imagine being behind them at the buffet.
Imagine being behind them at the buffet.
Better behind them and go hungry than in front and get trampled.
Or eaten.
Imagine being behind them in an elevator, after the buffet.
WOW! Talk about having sex (if they did at all) by Braille. I bet they bought a 10 pound bag of flour every time they went after that. BTW, i just threw up in the back of my mouth IYKWIMAIKYD.
That is what individuals are forced to watch when the government want them to confess to the most outrageous of crimes.
Couldn't produce kids??
They probably just terminated any pregnancies.
I bet the biggest problem in their marriage was the fight over food. Irreconcilable food differences...Fistfights at the trough.....
"...why did this handsome couple fail to produce children?"
She's a man, baby!
She does look suspiciously like him. If they were in separate photos I would suspect him of cross-dressing. Maybe it's his brother in drag.
Or, like I said up there ^ his sister.