Michelle Obama Sending Government Monitors To Weigh Children In Daycare

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• WARNING, ACTUAL PICTURE OF MOOCH FROM BEHIND!!!

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• Was that a lunar eclipse or the wookies ass blocking out the sun? She should take a good look at her shadow and then start taking steps to reduce it before telling anyone else how to raise their children. Or attempting to take charge of others children

• Can't wait until we get the bill for giving the Wookie's fat ass it's own zip code.

  • It'll be the first 22 digit ZIP Code.

• She's the only person who can walk up concrete steps and make them creak.

  • You for that to be legal, there should be another vehicle behind here with a wide load or wide load ahead sign. And another in front to let on coming traffic know to move over.

• Prince Dickhead and Princess celibate can't leave soon enough for me. I wonder how much extra jet fuel dat ass requires?

• I'd like to send a monitor to weigh the amount of money the taxpayers spend to keep Mrs. FLOTUS from getting bored.

• Overweight? We have Obama meals and a Hilary fun camp for you.