‘Middle School Girls Are Hot’ Says Jared Fogle Subway Sandwich Spokesman. It appears Jared is going to be on his way to prison. We suspicion his future is he’s going to be getting a foot-long Subway frenquently.
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"I know who you are, Jared Fondle, but see I-I calls you Jared Fondle. I watched all your TV commercials.
Now, I tell you what…I like ya and I want ya. Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do it the hard way the chooooice is yooours."
Jared has been getting into smaller and smaller pants.
"Jared of Subway has gone from putting 12-inchers in his mouth to putting 6-inchers in kids."
—Atomic Joe
I can't read this whole story. I am repulsed. She knew him for ten frigging years and now she came forward? On Day 1 he says that to me, I am immediately telling the authorities. Yes so I am a grade A snitch I don't care, either I tell on his ass the first moment he ever says that shit to me or I go to prison because I will kill him. I hope he finds himself around men that have little kids outside of prison and cant see nor protect them, those men just LOVE pedophiles. Love them sometimes to death, saving us taxpayers money and you know how much I love to save money.
Only minor difference between you and I is, I would beat him to a bloody pulp, and then turn him over to the police.
Initially it was reported that a friend was the Pedophile, and he had used Jared's computer to access kiddieporn. Has that all changed now?
It turns out they were both disgusting freaks. Probably how he got found out.
He's just growing his own boobs for his new best friend that will have his new sand which ready for him
And my man Jared isn't going to be well regarded in his next residence. But I suppose he could go for the Pete Townsend defense, "I was only doing research for my next album".
Eh. I never much liked Subway anyhow.
This is a weird story, & if true, he is over.
Aaaaaaand in the department of "shit I never saw coming," Jared Fogle is NOT gay.
Not gay. A pedophile. I would rather he be gay.
That's some sick shit. And it's weird that Jared looks so chunky in that photo taken during the FBI raid. I thought he was slim from eating Subway food? How is it that he can look slim in those TV commercials while actually still fat?
I was wondering about that. I thought bad angle but then I looked at his face. He was probably over eating knowing something was up once his other disgusting friend was apprehended.
I think the wrap him in Saran wrap then dress him for the commercial.
That or he probably has known for several months he was going to jail and just said "chuck it" and started bingeing on HoHo's and bacon.
Jared is scum. He's going to be taking foot longs in prison, as well as swallowing many calories he isn't used to.