Miss BumBum runner-up hospitalized after butt lift goes bad

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• Actually, she should stop with the surgery, and chasing around after sports weenies, and accept the fact that she's a very attractive lady.

  https://www.google.com/search?q=Andressa+Urach&safe=off&es_sm=93&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=wZ2AVL_yNYGpNuflg9gE&ved=0CAgQ_AUoAQ&biw=1280&bih=619

• "Honey, I've been thinking about breast implants. I'm 43 years old and I hate being undersized like this."

  "That's awfully expensive. I have a better idea. Twice a day, morning and night, take a piece of toilet paper and rub it up and down between your bosoms."

  "Huh? You really think that will make them bigger?"

  "Sure, look at what it's done for your a--!"

• "The product that has caused her health problems, hydrogel, is allowed in Brazil in small doses where it is used to increase the size of women's thighs and buttocks."

  What, don't they have Big Macs in Brazil?

  • They need to look at the "People of Wal Mart" website. This woman is a piker compared to the Wally World people.

    • On POWM, she'd be one of the hotter ladies.

• Good Gawd, she did that to herself on PURPOSE?!? Incidentally, go to thelinked story, the kid in the light blue shirt staring at her is TOTALLY "WTF?!?"

• If she farts it will give new meaning to smoking crack.

  • Whack that crack

  • I thinking it would sound like a "tuba".....

    • A cruise ship horn.

• Now that sounds like a real pain in the ass.....

• Kim Kardashian's sister? If she laid face down, you could park a bicycle there.

  • So, she's looking to increase the size? What is she going for? Does she want to park a Harley there?

  • http://www.triplem.com.au/melbourne/whats-hot/hot-and-viral-news/2014/11/8-other-uses-kim-kardashians-arse/

  • Thanks nss, new one on me and snorked iced tea reading it. Oh, the mental Pshop images that are dancing in my head... (which I will try my level best not to give into and inflict irreparable harm upon the masses that no amount of brain bleach will ever erase)

    • :)

      • I can't get rid of (or stop laughing) the idea of her, the bike parked and the "free parking" street sign right there. Man I'm warped.

• Brazilian... I knew it...

  A stalker too? Better and Better...

  She.... has fans?!

  LOL Brazilians... they are... special people...

• Wow, I've made made an ass outta myself before, butt not literally.

• That's some junk in that trunk!

  • Found you fairly easily on "TogetherWeServed" and due to your position in the service, it might behoove you to be a bit safer.

    http://www.cbn.com/cbnnews/world/2014/December/ISIS-Using-Social-Media-to-Track-Down-Military-Personell/

    Just letting you know, looking out for others out there.