Missing Putin ‘in Switzerland for birth of love child.’ Was there a blue dress or a Cuban cigar involved? Or just too much vodka?
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
Missing Putin ‘in Switzerland for birth of love child.’ Was there a blue dress or a Cuban cigar involved? Or just too much vodka?
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Vladimir Putin has been seen flying over the downtown New York this morning at 8:15.
He demonstrated superpowers by raping two New York Times journalists at a distance of 3 miles.
The Kremlin authorities lied, pretended he was still in the Kremlin and asking if western journalists takes bath salts.
Apparently, only journalists and Politicians can see flying Putin...
Could have been worse, he could have been caught messing around with someone like the Wookie.
He did hang out with slick willie some. They mustve discussed all that important security stuff, such as how to get stains off a blue dress.
http://www.freakingnews.com/On-Vacation-in-Colorado-Pictures-135833.asp
This could easily be a false cover story so he can distance himself from what his troops are doing i other countries. They are supplied by Russia, but it really is a random circumstance. You bet, Ivan.
If only the mistress went by the name of " Regina Love " . The Tards would've been soooo confused . Delighted , but confused .
A little Putin Here, A Little Putin there, A little Putin everywhere....No wonder he looks tired. Well at least he likes girls instead of Chocolate starfish.
Putin's been putin it in.
The only reason you would never see a story like this about Obama is that men can't get pregnant.
There was this...
http://mrconservative.com/2014/08/46842-meet-obamas-former-mistress-vera-baker/
...it would not shock me if it were true.
Highly doubt that. Only reason for him to have a female paramour would be as a beard.
they'll do anything to try to show he's not normophobic sodomist shirtlifting fudgepacker.
lol, was gonna say at least we know Vlad isn't hanging out in the St Petersburg bathhouses.
the first bastard was a boy, the second (known?) bastard is a girl AND they're at least 1/4 goat-fuquer
I would not be surprised if this was true. I would wonder what sort of nationality the kid would be, & what sort of strings are attached in getting support.
putin was Russian and he didn't have time to use rubber
Think she could get a Hawaiian birth certificate?
It's already been issued, and the kid wasn't even born yet!