Ohio man arrested for having sex with inflatable raft. It’s even worse than you may think. According to the last line of the article: “Tobergta had been arrested at least five times for similar offenses, most recently in 2008….” Five times? If this had happened in California the raft would already qualify for palimony.
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Maybe he got tired of all the bitchin, ragging, and tossing around complaining about being bloated and having cramps and that he wasn't performing to her satisfaction. That raft eliminated ALL of that.
Weirdo...
Did he at least paint a picture of a woman on it first?
RHG: "Did he at least paint a picture of a woman on it first?"
The story clearly states that this man boinks rubber boats, NOT babes, so why try to force YOUR lifestyle on him? I'll bet that dirty birdy Rush Limbaugh told you all that this man was a kook, and you are just parroting his words whenever you can. You radical Right-wing rubberphobes are all alike in your thinking.
I see you. I know you. I won't stand for it.
Anybody seen my cats?
I'm sorry. I'll check in for some re-education. Soon. Really.
Pretty much outdone yourself this time, bean!
Perfect channeling of Olivia, right there.
That's funny right there!
If having sex with your raft is wrong, then I don;t want to be right!
Hey it's not a choice, it's how God made me.
At least you don't need to bring the rubbers!
Ahh, I remember my first dinghy like it was yesterday. She was a hot little bitch with multiple bladders and oarlocks. Coast Guard orange with black stripes... I need to go rub one out now. Good times....
Did you ever write letters to Penthouse Forum?
I think I recognize the style....
Maybe he plannes on doing some '' OFFSORE DRILLING''
Best line of the day.
I take it his inflatable girlfriend either deflated like Obama's ratings or was as ugly as Nancy Pelosi.....In that case you go with what works best I guess.
Actually that's a pretty common practice out here in O town. Ever seen our women? You would take the raft too.
Now, Now. My wife's 25 year old niece lives in Ohio and she's quite the cutie.
Yeah, there's a few cute ladies there. I even saw some when I spent a winter in Cleveland. Not a lot, but a few.