MSNBC reassures its viewers

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• I have an idea, lets send Kenya some money to build some Golf Courses, then Quagmire can't resist going back to his homeland.

• Please people of Kenya, take him, we will give you a large sum of cash if you do, but you have to keep him and we have a strict no return policy on liberal panties in a bunch politicians....

  • I was thinking along the same lines. Since he's so unpopular here, maybe he's polling other countries to plan where he will go to and be a pop culture icon again!
    He could always resign his post, take Bite Me with him, and go run Kenya into the ground! Then we could force Crybaby Boehner to revoke ALL of those Exec Orders, and get our internet back!

    • "maybe he’s polling other countries to plan where he will go to and be a poop culture icon again!"

      There- fixed it for you.

      • Thanks!

• Oh thank Goodness! This is good news! This is the news that I want to hear! Because you know...I am all about what Kenyans be thinking about Obama and everythang...

• No surprise, I'd like Obama a lot more too if he were somewhere else.

  • WIN

• Last I heard, even the folks from Kenya were so embarrassed by him THEY are claiming he was born in America.

• When did Rachel Maddow dye her hair?

  If they have to go all the way to Kenya to get favorable poll results, we're friggin' doomed!

  • Hah, I thought the same thing. She must be wearing contacts too.

    • I hope they ate her.

      • Lesbians taste like chicken?

        • No, sow.

        • Not the ones I've ta,.....er,....um,.....never mind.

        • Come on Lester, uhm, spit it out.

        • Ok, let's just say I like chicken too.

        • Chicken of the sea? ;-)

        • I had a "discussion" with some Harley fans the other night. I said I couldn't see riding a Harley, because one of my favorite things to do on a motorcycle is go fast. One of them started telling me about all the modifications he'd made to his motor, how much horsepower, how much torque,....

          I had to cut him off, and finish my sentence. "Around corners."

          End of discussion.

        • I didn't mean height*, I meant "fit", rode a Vespa? once and it fit like a glove. Just meant the OMG first sit, already knowing the engineering and performance.

          *can do anything with my knees, but if it fits...

        • I'm only 5'10" so this works great for me.

          http://www.picsauto.com/imgs/11845-suzuki-dr-big-800-s/2/

        • 6'2" here too, and the thing on a bike (for me) is about the triangle between butt, shoulders and hands. And without ever sitting (or seeing) one of these, I just know it would feel like they built it just for "me". Ran across it by accident and it made my Monday, not that I'm shopping or anything...yet.

        • OK, I had an '81 Low-Rider, LOVED the thing!
          I have an '02 Electra Glide Standard now and actually miss the Low-Rider, but then I'm 6'2" and need to stretch out a little when I ride. I saw the specs on this one the other day. Have you ridden before? It makes a big difference if you have experience, because this thing has a ton of torque.

        • Hey pojo, nothing to do with nothing, was just cruising (intended) for fun and now rethinking priorities... can you say mid-life crisis?

          http://www.masmoto.net/novedades/wp-content/blogs.dir/7/gallery/harley-davidson-low-rider-2014/harley-davidson-low-rider-2014_07.jpg

          not for everybody... but that is so me and I want one. Badly.

        • Yeppers!

        • Oooooooh! Had to go there, eh Pop? ;)