Muslims outraged by vendor putting his urine in their drinks. They thought they were drinking camel urine, which was recommended by Muhammad and therefore considered magical. When they found out the vendor was just peeing in their drinks they were really… [wait for it, wait for it] pissed.
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The Budweiser of mecca
Probably tastes better though.
May piss be upon them.
Camel is cattle so it is used the same ways as cows, except the urine thing... that is like eww but whatever...
Curiously in Islam a camel is better than a cow for sacrifice. Whereas God told Israel that camels are unclean. So I don't follow how camels are cows.
By the same method that Islam and Scientology are religions.
They told the vendor 'urine trouble now'
Has anybody every told you you're a whiz at making puns?
It's a steady stream of puns here.
I expected more people to join in but everybody's running yellow today.
You guys bladder knock it off or nobody will take this site seriously.
You're not kidney.
Not kidney at all. Ureter knock this nonsense off before you piss off some new readers.
New readers will never find this thread... unless someone leaks the location.
Plus it'll just peter out on its own.
Once refreshed the stream always flows again.
glad to see urine on the fun here Sifi!
No one can resist No. 1 for too long.
I've got to stop piddling around here at IHTM And get some yard work done.
If you have a yard that needs work, you must live in the continental United States. That surprises me. I didn't know you were incontinent.
We're straining to keep a stream.
Y'all just keep piddlin' around
ENOUGH ALREADY! THIS IS PISSING ME OFF!
Stop yellowing Pop!
I mean, yellow out dude!
Yeah Pop, don't be so flushed.
Hmmmm, I see a niche market here.
Bottled camel urine.
Edit.
Read the story, already being done.
Seriously? Someone sells bottled camel urine?
http://www.muslimpower.com