Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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Speaking of idiots and things ending . . . just read that Kevin "Elmo" Clash has quit after all, after another kid says he got to play with Kevin's muppet.
Mayan messenger to Mayan calendar makers, "Some large boats called ships have landed on our shores and many men with silver hats who call themselves Spaniards are making their way to our cities".
Mayan calendar makers, "Winter solstice of 2012 looks like a good stopping point. Let's go see these Spaniards".
The Mayan's civilazation may have collapsed due to the large size of their calenders. In a strange coincidance the ancient Mayan word for calender was "guhvamint".
Personally, I hope the world ends on 12/12/12, that way we can be at peace, and not have to suffer through 4 more years of this schmuck.
OOPS! I meant 12/21/12.
Simple typo.
I want to watch from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
I will have to do the math but since the Mayan's didn't have the concept of the leap year as part of their calendar, I believe the end of the world came in 2008. Yeah I know, what a coincidence......
Nah it was 11/6/12 (Election day).
Yeah, it matches my calculations too for O's final reign.
Apocalypto II
Between a barack and a sad place
Between Barack and a tard place if you get between him and Biden...
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Speaking of idiots and things ending . . . just read that Kevin "Elmo" Clash has quit after all, after another kid says he got to play with Kevin's muppet.
Mayan messenger to Mayan calendar makers, "Some large boats called ships have landed on our shores and many men with silver hats who call themselves Spaniards are making their way to our cities".
Mayan calendar makers, "Winter solstice of 2012 looks like a good stopping point. Let's go see these Spaniards".
The Mayan's civilazation may have collapsed due to the large size of their calenders. In a strange coincidance the ancient Mayan word for calender was "guhvamint".
Personally, I hope the world ends on 12/12/12, that way we can be at peace, and not have to suffer through 4 more years of this schmuck.
OOPS! I meant 12/21/12.
Simple typo.
I want to watch from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe.
This website is not unlike Obama as it is a waste of time. https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petitions
I will have to do the math but since the Mayan's didn't have the concept of the leap year as part of their calendar, I believe the end of the world came in 2008. Yeah I know, what a coincidence......
Nah it was 11/6/12 (Election day).
Yeah, it matches my calculations too for O's final reign.
Apocalypto II
Between a barack and a sad place
Between Barack and a tard place if you get between him and Biden...