North Korean leader Kim Jong-il has died at the age of 69, state-run television has announced. “The announcer, wearing black, said he had died of physical and mental over-work.” The tombstone will read “This is Bush’s fault, too!” Oh wait, wrong Dear Leader…
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FLASH: COD has been established. Kim Jong Il had a heart-attack after arguing with someone named Oblivia on a board for several days.
ROFLM*O!!!!!!!!!
Seriously, though he had a stroke a while back, everyone is saying t\his death was sudden and unexpected. I wonder if the official taster was out on break or what @@
I heard she called hime a right wing extremist and that was what killed him.
Okay now I gotta clean my keyboard again.....I need to stop drinking coffee while I read this stuff..:)
Well, truth be told, compared to her, everyone *is* a right-wing extremist.
Someone on the news was worried that Kim Jr. is only in his 20's, has no military or political experience...well, Obama's older but we have the same thing here, so maybe they can vote him out in 2012.
I gotta say, those were some really cool jumpsuits he wore, though. KMart?
And a great color palette-olive drab, green drab, grey drab. . . .
I always thought he looked like a bad Elvis impersonator. He looked like a schlock, but always remember, he was a ruthless M-effer who killed to maintain his power & to feed his cult of personality.
Was he Il?
Sad to say but this kid taking over has more experience and is more qualified than BHO.
MOURN or Else!
Slowly they are all getting what is coming to them. Which one is next? Time to spin the grim reaper wheel to see who comes up next.
Burn in HELL you sawed off turd
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FTA:
Kim Jong-Un Privately Doubting He's Crazy Enough To Run North Korea
Vaclev Havel and Kim Jong il die over the same weekend. What a contrast. One stood up to Soviet tanks the other used them to crush the spirit and will of his people.
One less Socialist Dictator for "Dear Leader" to bow to. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy.