NASA Admits It’s Unable to Solve ‘Mystery of Why Global Warming Appears to Have Slowed.’ Meanwhile, President Obola, Secretary of State Ketchup Kerry and the brain trust at the UN all lay awake nights worrying about global warming despite more pressing problems like ISIS, Ebola, Ukraine, Putin, Enterovirus D68, illegal immigration, China, terrorist infiltration, Al Qaeda, drug smuggling, gun running and a whole list of more pressing issues.
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I'll blame it on that ole hag, MOTHER NATURE?
Another government agency that can not find it's own ass with a map, and GPS and a search team.....
What's wrong? Did they run out of data to fudge?
I can help NASA. It is the unshielded fusion nuclear reactor that is one trillion times the size of the earth 8 light minutes away.
Hey NASA, here's a newsflash for ya:
When the temperatures were rising, you were unable to solve that mystery either. Oh sure, you THOUGHT you had that one pegged, but you didn't. You were just making shit up out of thin air. So you might as well do the same thing now. Why set new precedents?
Because it's an effing hoax. It's not happening, & the only thing that is happening is an attempt to tax the air we breathe & commoditize it by adding false value. All in the name of a hoax.
Then this: http://thehill.com/policy/energy-environment/220536-pentagon-to-unveil-major-report-on-climate#.VDvWHiCP7yU.twitter
Using the military to "combat" Globull Warming.
I'm so glad I put in my retirement papers!
Oh, and Happy 239th Birthday to the greatest Navy on earth!
the greatest Navy on earth
For now.
Mystery?
SH: Then there is the curious incident of the warming in the night.
W: But there was no warming in the night.
SH: That is the curious incident to which I refer.
Do you ever feel like that there are no adults in charge?
Just because our scientists come up with sh*t like Global Climate Warming Weirding Change?
Just because our educators have replaced "7-2=?" with "Find the set of five dots in the circle that represents seven and tell a touching story about how they're oppressing the two dots that have alternative gender identity"?
Just because our economists think their sole purpose is to prop up a debt-laden, papier-mâché facade of a working economy, collect their money, and then run like hell before it falls over?
Just because our pharmaceutical giants think that a drugged-addled lunatic is somehow better than a regular ol' lunatic?
Just because our news media acts in front of a green screen and hires actors to pretend that they're eyewitnesses so that the news can be "more human and embellished"?
Just because we don't actually "declare war" anymore and instead have a random bomb run once in a while?
Just because our car companies can (with a straight face!) SUDDENLY admit, "Oh, we're a billion in the hole and we need a bailout."
Just because it's easier to sneak into the country than it is to sneak into a movie at the mall?
Just because the president played his 200th golf game?
Keep in mind: all the people responsible for the madness I have itemized here are considered "smart" and have sterling college credentials.
...Of course, they spent more time in college drunk, in their underwear, and getting paddled by their giggling housemates than they did studying, but what the hell? The studying only would have been more "gender studies."
TRANSGENDERED studies.
Not in the last 6+ years.
I hear you Big Al. I just can't believe it.
Yes. And I can't figure out what's wrong with my fellow Americans who keep electing these idiots. Who the hell walks into a voting booth and votes for a person like Joe Biden, or Barack Obama, or Dick Blumenthal, or Charles Rangel, or Nancy Pelosi, or...
And some of those idiots do it twice