NBC ends suspension of Brian Williams. Will Lyin’ Brian quit lyin’? Tune into MSLSD for another episode of “As the News Turns.”
This post was last modified on August 11, 2015
NBC ends suspension of Brian Williams. Will Lyin’ Brian quit lyin’? Tune into MSLSD for another episode of “As the News Turns.”
This post was last modified on August 11, 2015
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So, is the menopause network going to get another 4 or 5 viewers now or what?
men-on-pause? What? 8O
This is exciting news indeed, I can't wait to listen to Brian tell us how he soiled himself at the Battle of Hastings.
Brian: "I'm back!"
NBC: "Hey, we fired you!"
Brian: "No you didn't! You suspended me!"
NBC: "No we didn't! We fired you!"
Brian: "Swear ta God! You said 'suspended'!"
NBC: "...Did we?"
Brian: "Honest! I swear that's what you said!"
NBC: "Oh... OK. Well, you're suspended, then."
Brian: "No, the suspension's over."
NBC: "It is?"
Brian: "Honest! I swear!"
Staring soon on BSNBC! The all new "Whopper Show" with Lyin Brian Willams! On the premier episode, Brian tells how he helped Lincoln write the Gettysburg Address, How he saved the first moon landing from tragedy, How he advised LBJ on the civil rights movement, and how he took sniper fire on the way in to work today!
All 12 viewers will be sitting on their edge of their seats......drooling....
http://tinyurl.com/qxtu4f9
He can go ahahead and lie his lying ass off on MLSLSD, they don't have and audience share of more than 0.01, so who's gonna see him or hear him lying?
So if a lib lies on msnbc and nobody nears it
'If'?
Too bad we can't suspend Mrs Bill Clinton for lying while people are dying.
I always thought it was so ironic about her '3a.m. call' ad against 0bummer in the Dem primary thing back in the day... and then she gets one...
Brian would make a perfect Press Secretary for Her Majesty.
I was thinking more along the lines of MSLSD Janitor.