A gift idea for all the golf-playing hyper-educated empty suits on your holiday “don’t wanna give ’em anything but I gotta” list. Available at the barackobama.com store for only $15. Gift wrap it in ironic laughter at no extra cost. Hey, Obama’s now a golf tool! (But wasn’t he always?)
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"You don't want that, you'll poke your eye out kid"..(with apologies to A Christmas Story)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jCr8QSGYss
Hang it on your shirt and tap on it. Beam me up, Scotty!
Great, yet another taxpayer funded boondoggle.
I Can think of only one other dictator who created and used his own logo.
Great point Paden! This has been our only president that feels he is too good for the American flag. He obviously feels he is too good for the White House as well.....he's never there!
I don't play golf. What does this do?
I'm not a golfer either, but among my former friends and other left up north there were a few. I believe this device would be to clean dog crap and dirt out of those fancy cleats the haughty among them wear. Maybe it would clean divot droppings off their clubs. I can think of another use for it but surgical removal would be necessary.
oh...so it's a multi-tool...sort of
And when used as a sod replacement tool, it's GREEN even!
divot repair tool
http://www.greensave.com/howtorepair.htm
Ah. A tool to repair divots torn from the Earth. Sort of a small sod replacement device.
Actually, it's not for divots. Divots are as Dean said, torn from the earth. It is a ball mark repair tool and is used only on the green.
ok, well they look the same to me.
I strive to know as little about golf as possible.
Perfect gift! I was thinking I would give the president a ball retriever so he could get them back from the Mrs.
I've always hoped for the round urinal cake with this logo. You know, for when I'm going THE ONE!
There is a market for those! I've yet to see them.
There you go...start manufacturing them and you'll make a fortune.
http://www.prankplace.com/shop/Products/Politics-Sucks.aspx?gclid=COLUsaHR1awCFeFdTAodwztvqA
This site has both of them, and much more.
http://www.prankplace.com/shop/Product/Office-Gags/Personalized-Urinal-Cake-Kit-17087.aspx
Now, if we could just get Olivia to upload a gravatar!!
YES !!!!!!!!
Good stuff for sale !!!!
He would do SO MUCH better , if they sold Obama Toilet Paper instead. I have some Bill Clinton toilet paper here somewhere , but my real interest is in seeing Zero's fund raising sell something that everyone could enjoy.
The Libtards could , upon wiping themselves , feel that Zero is even closer to them than even they could dream of . They feel that the government should do everything for them . Why not help someone wipe their ass in a diginfied way. Brings tears to my eyes , thinking about it.
I KNOW what I would do with it.
My only real concern , is with the Federal Reserve destroying our currency , that this Obama Toilet Paper might in the end , be worth more . Wipe my ass , pay some bills ???? Life can be so unfair !!!
https://www.americanchia.com/?rtag=chiaobama&
I win the thread with this one.... Got one for all my friends so they can literally put something in that morons head.
Its says under the Chiaobama--- " representing Peace , Hope and Prosperity " .
My question is WHAT IN THE HELL HAVE THEY BEEN SMOKING ?
I like how the website says they are honoring 4 great Americans.... Last I checked the statue of liberty was never anyone IN America.... Wasn't it just a creepy gift from the French?
I think the statue itself is beautiful, but its still kind of a weird homecoming present.
And again.... Not a great American