New hero in the fight against Obama climate activism. It’s a bird. It’s a plane. No, it’s Super Manatee! Turns out the slow-moving sea cows, an endangered species, in order to make it through the winter, need the warm water discharge from one of those nasty coal plants Obama is trying to close.
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Obama will fix this. "Global warming is, ah by far- the most important issue we face today. I am issuing an executive order to immediately halt the burning of all coal for electricity. The planet simply cannot take any more carbon, period. We need change. Green energy will replace the coal once my donors get their grant applications approved by EPA I have further instructed DHS to remove all endangered manatees to a Hilary fun re-education camp in Siber-, I mean ah, Utah, where they can be properly cared for by ICE and instructed to avoid relying on anything as dangerous as fossil fuels, ever again "
Change 'face' to farce and you have it.
First they politicized spotted owls, then it was polar bears, & now it's manatees. It makes me sick.
I like spotted owls...Fried.....
Yea, but the manatees are on our side.
"discharge waters from power plants for winter warmth"
Huh?!? I thought the oceans were about to boil from Global Climate Catastrophe Warming Chaos!
My brother-in-law says the fishing has been astounding this year off Fort Myers and everybody is saying it's because the winter was cold so the fish are all coming close to shore to get warm. (But it also might be the fruits of all that Deepwater oil enriching the Gulf.) Meanwhile there was a story a few weeks ago about a bunch of manatee swimming up a storm sewer drain pipe and getting stuck. The environmentalists hate hearing stuff like this, about how man's presence might actually be beneficial to wildlife at times. Sometimes that drainage they say is bad for the environment is the only thing keeping the critters alive. And you know what? When I was a teenager we all used to head to the Port Sheldon nuclear power plant to swim in the warm drainage water when the rest of Lake Michigan was too cold to be enjoyable. There was a bridge you could drop off into the warm river water, which would then whisk you out into Lake Michigan, and when you started to feel the cold lake water you'd swim like hell for shore. Who knew we were imitating manatees?
I thought Moochelle was in Japan. What's she doing in Florida?
It looks more like Al Gore after swallowing Hillary and Michael More.
Or if Michael Moore was gonna have a fish dinner, it would need to be this size...
That would be like one shrimp for him.
This could get interesting; SWAT teams and drones from the EPA and the Fish and Wildlife Service fighting it out in the Everglades.
I don't know what difference this is going to make, those God-awful Solar Bird fryers and bird shredding windmills don't make a damn to the environazi's. It is only when oil or coal is involved that the environazis go completely insane. Damn the environmental damage full speed ahead to third world status!
Coal to the rescue!
Like Wesley Snipes said in that awful movie Passenger 57, "Always bet on black."