New Mexico cop caught having sex on hood of car

New Mexico cop caught having sex on hood of car Officer? Are you sure this is the way a sobriety test is done?

This post was last modified on January 31, 2021

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  • It appears the officer has taken "To serve and Protect" to an all new level. The serve is apparent, did he also protect as well.? I'm willing to bet that the claim " I was on my lunch break" is going to be heard before this all goes away.

    • dt:"It appears the officer has taken “To serve and Protect” to an all new level."

      It's quite obvious that the "serve" is being applied by the officer, and we can only hope there is a condom involved to "protect."

  • Hopefully this was consensual. Hopefully this is not a minor. Don't know if he is married or she is married and hence this could be an adulterous situation. The only issue with this for me without any other information, is that he was uniformed when he was doing this. When you are in uniform you are representing the institution in question, so it is not a good look to do this, even if they are both single consenting adults.

    • The only issue with this for me without any other information, is that he was uniformed when he was doing this.

      Technically Kimmy, he was out of uniform at the time. He wasn't wearing his hat!

      • Have you ever seen the NMSP hat? She must have made him take it off since it is so stupid looking. As to the venerable question of "Car-54 where are you?" Just add 15 to the car number and you got it!

      • Have you ever scene the NMSP hat? She probably made him take it off before she consented to the deed! Used to be Car-54 where are you?...now it's Car-69.

  • Funny I arrested over 900 DUI drivers in my Police Career...This sobriety test was never demonstrated or taught to me..The "tube" we had them blow into was a small plastic one attached to a preliminary alcohol sensor..Looks like I should have been a cop in New Mexico instead of Kalifornia....

  • There's some funny stuff in that article. Like the fact that he went "above and beyond the call of duty." He sure did. And the article ends by asserting that the action on the car had nothing to do with any official investigation duties of the officer. Ya think?

    Let's be real: the day he walks back into the police station after his suspension, he'll get a standing ovation from his fellow cops. Men are men - that's just the way we are.

  • When he told her "Put your hands on the hood and spread your feet apart.", I think she went a bit overboard in complying with his commands.