Ninth grade biology class question: “Who’s the baby daddy?”
“The sister of the mom above also had issues with finding out who the father of her baby was. She had the state take a blood test of potential fathers. Based on the information in this table, why was the baby taken away by the state after the test?”
Possibilities listed in the table included the cable guy, a bartender, the mailman, a cab driver, or some guy she met at a club. So at least she narrowed it down.
This post was last modified on November 11, 2021


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Did Sandra Fluke have a kid? or did I miss something?
Nah, ain't nobody hittin' that without a condom, and a paper bag over her head.
From the information provided when the state decided to take control of the baby, the child belongs to everyone. According to MSNBC's Host Melissa Harris-Perry » All Your Kids Belong To Us
"ninth-grade biology class at Romeo High School"
Now, if it was me, I'd answer "obviously it was someone at this high school."
The educational system keeps committing acts of war against the stable family and community.
The baby had 3 dozen sores caused cigarette burns, hematomes caused by a dog leash around its neck, a broken arm, a 1 inch rat tooth lodged in the bone of the other arm, boils caused by a lack of basic hygiene, was seriously undernourished and the blood test showed alcohol levels dangerous even for a full-grown man.
When interviewed by the press, the 35 years old grandmother and owner of a pink Cadillac was furious
"Mah daughter didunt do nothin´, these assholes just be taking the baby so she can´t get as much free money from the state, she only make 3000 dollars a month now instead of 3700 for the next 9 months.
That basic survival, what people NEED is money to LIVE, just last night she had to put a lobster and 5 packs of cigarettes down her pants... The Mahn is tryin´ keepin´ us DOWN, I tell you!"
Real class act there, Skippy.
Trick question. Answer is the government. the government is the baby daddy for all young women. Just ask Julia.
The baby will be raised by her uncle, Uncle Sam.
You mean Uncle Sham?
Just another "Birther" question. Those sure are hard to answer.
I say the answer is because she's a slut with VD.
The baby belonged to her husband unless she is a slut.