NOAA says Great White Shark population on the rise in North Atlantic Ocean

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• YOU STINKING RASCISTS! What about all them 'Great Black Sharks, eh? Why don't you ever say anything about them? Them's Great Black Sharks is just as greats and importants as those filthy white sharks! Racists! Not only that, but you misspelled NOAH tu! But who cares abouts what Noah said - he be ded along time now. You makin this all up because yous hates them Great Black Sharks.

  • I've heard Great White Sharks force Great Black Sharks to swim in the back of the ocean. I think Harry Reid might have made that claim.

    • But Rosa Sharks refused to swim in the back of the ocean and give up her pool to the great white sharks, thus starting the great black shark equality movement.

      Then Martin Luther Kingfish did great things until he was devoured by Sharkeys machine, which allowed the (dis)honorable Al Sharkton, and Jesse Jackass fish to usurp the movement and force the Great Black sharks into the planktation, and demand the chumps pay their chum for the privilege.
      All the while blaming the Great White Shark for keeping the Great Black Shark down.

      • Only a lion fish could say otherwise.

        • Or a lyin' Libtard fish.

• Probably Nurse Ratched daughter.

• Meanwhile here at IHTM the great white shitbird population has increased...by 1

  • For a grand total of 1, however, it hasn't been established that it is white, just that it claims to be a female and a nurse.

    • If you're referring to me, Poopajoe, I'll answer you with the answer I always give to that question: I'll be happy to reveal my race, just as soon as you explain to me why it's important for you to know.

      • Did you ever wonder why nobody here ever asked you that question?
        We don't give a shit! Stupid is stupid, regardless of race, and you're the queen of stupid.

        • We berate you for your idiocy, not because of whatever race you may or may not be. To do otherwise would be racist.

    • Highly suspect of both claims.....

• Better get Dryfuess on the phone. There's a Great White in them waters again.

• The reason why their numbers are rising is that first their food, Whales and seals were protected then the Great White shark itself.
  It is against the law to Kill one now.

• Since NOAA keeps insisting the oceans are dying, what in the world are these giant predators eating? Guatamalan children? Plastic bottles? The missing Lois Lerner emails?

  • That's like saying, "The doctor told me I'm dying, but I can still move my hands and feet and blink my eyes. So, obviously, I don't need to worry about my health at all!

  • How can the oceans be dying, when the sea level is increasing at such a rapid rate? Soon, these sharks will be roaming the fifth floor of buildings in New York City!

• Apex predator population on the rise? Sounds like a thriving ecosystem to me.

  • Sounds like Washington DC to me.

    • Them ain't sharks, them be bottom feeders.

      • That would make them Carp..they love to eat the poo of other fish, which sounds about right...