North Korea: “Nature is mourning” Dear Dead Leader

North Korea: “Nature is mourning” Dear Dead Leader. Yep, lakes, mountains and even cranes are all making a fuss since their Hope n’ Change guy kicked the bucket. Frankly, we’re not convinced nature is grief-stricken or if it simply wants the carcass buried somewhere else. Hey, he’s got nearly 70 years of poop saved up if you believe the gossip from Pyongyang. Apparently no laxitives there either.

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  • Breaking news from North Korea this morning, A Bear shit in the woods and it looks just like dear leaders face... apparently nature also loves dear leader. Now back to your regular programing.

  • That's strange, a bunch of friends and myself had a pretty good party after we found out the perverted little mass murder dropped dead.

  • The guy's probably been dead for weeks now and they have probably been waiting for bad weather so they can announce it in conjunction with the change of season. The NKs are so gullible.