North Korea secret police officials arrest for helping citizens escape to China

Senior officials of the North Korean secret police (NSA, National Security Agency) have been arrested for taking bribes to enable people to escape to China. Better let Jimmy Carter, Ted Turner, Michael Moore, Sean Penn et al know! Hey guys, you can all move to the world’s fairest, most benevolent and egalitarian people’s democracy now, there’s room! Dear Leader Kim Jong Il rocks, baby! Whoo, whoo!

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  • This should be broadcast at all Occupy sites. So the uninormed with see what a socialist/communist country is really like. Idiots.

    • You would be putting too much into this story. People fleeing what may be the most oppressive communist state in the world & going to one that just does crony capitalism & does'nt carry as heavy a hand would'nt have an effect on the OWS thugs.

  • I remember seeing a video where one of those escapees knocked down his wife and childrens in order to immigrate.

    Funny thing, North Korea doesn´t allow people in either unless they are of Korean ethnicity and sterilize the mentaly retarded or suffering from costly genetical diseases, women that have relations with non-Koreans are also likely to be beaten.

  • Oh wow! Maybe now the OWS people from the video posted here the other day will want to go to North Korea now! I mean it must be so great to live there if people are escaping to China!

  • But I thought that the DPRK was a utopian society??? Oh man, those occupy protesters are going to be disappointed... Wait, they don't live in the reality that IS??