Obama: America Must Make Muslims Feel More Comfortable

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• This just in to the IHTm newsroom, Noted Film maker and portly liberal activist Michael Moore has decided to take up the Presidents challenge to make Muslim's more comfortable.

  Moore announced the opening of the new Prophet One singleplex movie theater and Hooka room in Dearboristan Michigan. The theater will show popular Muslim films like "Hands Up/Heads Off", "Gone with the Torpex", and "Burqua Babes".

  The theater will feature the "Allnew Snackbar" and a shoe storage room. It will be a male theater only according to Moore.

  Moviegoers will be allowed to bring rifles but no explosives according to Moore.

  The theater is slated to open during the Ramalama Ding Dong Holiday, and it will be located on East Jihad Drive between the Burqua Barn and Mohammed's Gun Store.

  Moore said this should help make the Muslim's feel more at home, they can kick off their shoes, shoot guns, watch movies and smoke Wachy Tabaccy.

  Moore Plans to Add a flying Carpet rental center sometime in the near future.

• whoa, hey dude, the only thing i MUST do is stay white and die. that's what i MUST do, motherf88888r

  • wow, i've never noticed auto-edit. must be a ihtm feature. anyway it caught my attention the fact that the "mother" "fater" would be gaia, or, as i say it (gay-uh) so it will work for now. lol

    Edit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y6caoCpE81I&list=PLA3F4A1A68209D862

• We need more jobs for the douchebag muslims!
  http://satireworld.com/us-news-headlines/201502180631/state-dept-spox-on-isis-we-need-less-killing-more-jobs-for-them/

  • "In Uruguay, Those Resettled From Guantanamo Refuse To Work, Want Houses, Guaranteed Income"

    http://twitchy.com/2015/02/19/does-uruguays-experience-with-its-lazy-gitmo-detainees-call-into-question-obamas-isisjobs-policy/

  • they want a good job at a Burger King in Detroit or New York City so they can get the 72 virgins promised by the Obama Administration spokesperson and virgin, Marie Harf.

    Not a chance that dipshit is a virgin!

• Then I see this shit..another Rino that needs to be sent packing with a good swift kick in the ass, and he is from Texas of all places..

  http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2015/02/18/mccaul-writes-on-photo-with-islamic-leader-who-says-u-s-muslims-above-law/

• http://elevenbravotwenty.blogspot.com/2015/02/oef.html

• More comfortable? I find suicide vests to be very restrictive and not fun to wear for long periods of time. I get pissed of and just light off.

  Welcome to America. Your at the bottom, and we don't do cut-sies in line, unless you are a Mexican then we make exceptions since you are a large voting block. Enjoy what we have here while you orientate yourself. We kind of like it the way it is, but we are open to suggestions. Sushi, yes; soccer, not so much; curry, we are kind of split on. Everyone comes here and wants to change things up. If you are so into change, go back to whatever hell hole you came from and stuff the suggestion box there.

  You should feel uncomfortable here. If you leave a psycho-malfunctioning country and come here, I would hope it feels foreign, you know what I mean.

• http://www.worldnewsbureau.com/2015/02/state-dept-giving-jobs-to-isis.html

• Obama and crew this last week or so have left an impression. We have with these ones the makings of a great reality TV show. Put all these liberal geniuses - Obama, Bill Nye, Bloomberg, Harf, Kerry, etc. on a desert isle. Only their wits to aid in their survival. Or maybe all of these idiots and one bloodthirsty ISIS militant. None would survive more than a few days, as they'd be trying to make a nice job for the ISIS guy instead of looking for food and water. But watching those days, hearing them come up with idiotic plans for their own survival that failed miserably, would be comedy gold.

• I don't think so. They came here and as such, they need to fit in. Be Americans first and then a muslim.

• If we are supposed to make them comfortable, I suggest this:

  http://tinyurl.com/onn9zh4

  • I could give a sh!t about their comfort...

    http://s3.amazonaws.com/rapgenius/Photo_00053.jpg