Obama Blames ‘Children’ For Hostility To His Amnesty Plans

Obama Blames ‘Children’ For Hostility To His Amnesty Plans. It’s always anybody’s fault but Obama’s. Next week he’ll blame penguins for something.

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  • The Constitutiuon does not allow…
    The immediate grant of citizenship to anybody by anybody,
    It wants a orderly process of citizenship,
    Ronald Reagan and Bill Clinton were both wrong in granting executive citizenship.

  • Three women are about to be executed by the French Foreign Legion. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's an internet troll . Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

    She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

    Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"

    Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.

    The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

    She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

    The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"

    Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.

    By this point, the the internet troll had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.

    She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."

    The troll shouts, "fire!!"

      • Every post it makes, every thought it takes, I will post a joke that includes the troll..Life's too short not to enjoy humor..you can't talk to it, it can not process random patterns of thought and it is stuck on stupid. so this time, we will all laugh at it together...and just for you...

        I met a fairy today that would grant me but one wish.

        "I want to live forever," I said.

        "Sorry" said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like that!"

        "Fine," I said,

        "I want to die after the Democrats get their heads out of their asses!"

        "You're a crafty bastard," said the fairy.

  • The troll was filling out her Obamadeathcare forms at work, The first question was:

    Sex?

    and the troll wrote in, "Yes once in the back of a Buick".

    The next question:

    "Do you Smoke after sex?"

    The troll wrote in, "I don't know I never looked".....

    • Silent, sweetie, I never open your links. If you've got something to say to me, why not just say it, instead of hiding behind pictures and quotes you've dug up on the internet?

      • Of course you didn't. And later you'll try and tell him he never posted it. We know allllllll your stupid tricks, cons, ranslations and stupid conclusions. Go find fertile ground somewhere else where you can pretend to beoriginal.

      • It is easy click on them..Have a grownup show you how...and if you don't click on the links it is no wonder you can never back up what you say with facts...You really are a tard .....

        • Silent, I know how to click on links. But I can't see how any website titled "Suckers on Parade" or "Weird Right Commentary" would be anything but silly, partisan fluff at best, and offensive fascist garbage at worst.

          Once again: if you've got something to say, then by all means say it. I don't bite. But, if you can't be bothered to make your point in your own words, then don't be surprised if I can't be bothered to respond to your link.

          • Silent, the way you righties strut and boast about your big guns and SECOND AMENDMENT RIGHTS, I wouldn't be accusing anyone else of having a tiny penis.

            Ever hear the term "overcompensating"?

          • Olivia, you're actually quite a witty writer, so much so that it is highly entertaining to read your comments. I hope that works for you when you look down your nose at the great unwashed at a time of need. How in the world are you ever going to get anyone to defend you someday? Fewer liberals than ever these days knows how to HOLD a gun straight, never mind shoot straight. And your remark I am responding to is exactly what turned people on the right and the middle away from the current POTUS and his admin/friends/supporters/protectors. "... Cling to your God and guns..." or such rhetoric was the first of a number of insults to Americans on the campaign trail that we recall having indeed changed us.
            Sociologically and psychologically, it doesn't matter how right or wrong you are, Ms Olivia. The fact is, once a people are insulted (and surely you know all about these things), you are going to have big problems. And if you do have a passport and decent income (which is only hearsay and/or assumption here) then be glad to have the chance to prepare to leave this place when the SHTF - and consider yourself lucky. Don't let the bomb hit you on the ass on the way out. :) Namaste, you pretentious peacemaker.

          • Olivia, you’re actually quite a witty writer, so much so that it is highly entertaining to read your comments.

            LIAR!!!

          • RGB, I doubt that it is even a female.
            Very little of what it says rings true.
            What I am pretty sure of is that it most likely doesn't even believe in 1/2 the shit it says here. It seems to me that it is here only to be contrary, and if you have read enough of it's posts, you will find that it has a habit of repeating the same tired old crap. One of it's favorite things to do is to accuse you of listening to Rush Limbaugh, (and saying Rush said so, doesn't make it so), even if nothing was mentioned about him, or simply accusing everyone of being racist "against the brown person".
            The crap spewed gets old, and isn't even fresh any more. Reading it's posts remind me of finding a 3 week old dog turd that was missed with the pooper scooper. It's old, dry, and everyone has seen it at least 15 times. That's why I don't even read it's posts any more, I just give them a thumb down, and see what someone else has to say.

          • "the question mark resides inside the question marks." That was a typo. should have been: "the question mark resides WITHIN the QUOTATION MARKS" Thank you. We now return you to your regular commenting.

          • Not to be grammar nazi, but I have a sniggling feeling that's not the way I was taught in grade school. Did they change the rules? Of course that was back in the days of walking barefoot uphill (both ways!) through the snow 37 miles (one way!) to the one room unheated school-shack.

          • yeah well, I ain't Brit, and i don't go both ways. So there! Otherwise I may be forced to kick your fanny. SD: RR grins smirkily and puffs up his chest (quite impressively for an old dude) while sitting back with a self-satisfied and quite cocky overall body language sentence.

            Edit the 2nd:
            https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yy0q2lAggHI

          • Think you nailed it Flash, I read a lot of Brit whodunits back in the day. Still have trouble with gray/grey to this day.(but I know what a boot is, that's where the spare tyre lives)

          • I've heard the argument go both ways. Putting the question mark outside the quotation was called the Oxford method, which sounds British to me, and I hate the British, so I always put punctuation within the quotation. Plus, that's the way they taught me in school, and that was only three quarters of the way through the previous century.

          • One day, Obama and Reggie Love are out golfing. Obama slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his 8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in search of his ball.

            The brush is quite thick, but Obama searches diligently and suddenly he spots something shiny.

            As he gets closer, he realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

            Obama calls out to his golfing partner in excitement, "Hey Reggie, come here, I got trouble down here."

            Reggie comes running over to the edge of the ravine and calls out, "What's the matter Barack?"

            "Throw me my 7-iron," Obama shouts back. "I just realized you can't get out of here with an 8-iron!"

          • I can't imagine why!
            I said this morning when I saw it had returned, that my email would have been blown up when I got home, and I was right! One thread over 100 posts and it's mostly by or toward the disruptor, attention hog, narcissist of the board, second only in narcissism to King Barky.
            PLEASE DO NOT ENGAGE THE TROLL, IT WILL NEVER GO AWAY IF YOU SPEAK TO IT!

  • Why do they even let her say anything in public as stupid as she is? Harvard-educated First Lady Michelle Obama reminded attendees of a naturalization ceremony Wednesday that the Founding Fathers weren't born in America. The ceremony for 50 new U.S. citizens was held at the National Archives in Washington, D.C. She said during her speech, referring to the Declaration of Independence, "It's amazing that just a few feet from here where I'm standing are the signatures of the 56 Founders who put their names on a Declaration that changed the course of history, and like the 50 of you, none of them were born American they became American."

    Did she actually mean that those who signed the Declaration of Independence and participated in the drafting of the Constitution were not born in America?

    Benjamin Franklin was born in Pennsylvania and Thomas Jefferson, George Washington, and James Madison were born in Virginia. John Adams was born in Massachusetts.

    Surely she must know this. But then again, maybe not. After all, she is a Harvard graduate.

    The level of stupidity among the occupants (or should I say occupoopers) of the white house is amazing.....

    • obunghole isn't an occupant, he's a squatter. He wasn't born here (photoshopped birth certificate) and 1 of the 3 SSI #'s he's used was issued to a man in Ma. back before the 1930's. That gayboy is a FRAUD. There's no proof MOOCHIE ever had the 2 childins either. I bet they came from Kenya, hussein's birthplace. Otampon, you can argue all you want but you'll never change my mind. Explain to me the 700+ LIES obunghole has told the nation. obughole is the most dispicable lowlife this nation has ever had in office.

      • Seriously lizard. This kind of posting is why they think we're crazy. Leave the kids out of it. They are innocents, being dragged along by their parentspolitics.

      • Why, I'll be happy to explain, Lizard. It's quite simple, actually: You've been duped by right wingnut hate propaganda. And you refuse to look at your sources with a critical eye, because you're a flaming, dyed-in-the-wool racist, and they feed you what you want to believe.

        It's not rocket science. ;>)

        • Speaking of Dupes...here is our favorite talking point spewer and all around leftard...Oblivious..president of the Wookie fan club.

          • She still refused to explain all the lies obunghole has told. It appears she's a member of the red communist party.

    • Wrong, sweetie. Once again, you've fallen for malicious spin, without bothering to check out the facts. Michelle Obama stated that the founding fathers (you don't have to capitalize those words; "founding fathers" is not a title) weren't born AMERICAN. Which is true: they were born British citizens. Did you not understand that the United States of America didn't exist when they were born? That (as the First Lady so eloquently stated) these men CHOSE to become Americans rather than to remain subjects of George III?

      If there's anything more ludicrous than a far right wing ignoramus, it's a far right wing ignoramus who constantly ridicules the intelligent and well educated. Sour grapes much? http://www.snopes.com/politics/obama/quotes/naturalization.asp

      • http://chrestomathy.cofc.edu/documents/vol5/ziegler.pdf

        As usual you don't have a clue.

        "The inhabitants of the British colonies in North America maintained their loyalty to the king of England long after they arrived on the continent. Yet at some point a sense of American identity took hold. The assumption is that American nationalist sentiments welled up throughout the colonies in the 18th century. There was a time for most of the colonists of North America when they stopped thinking of themselves as British and began thinking of themselves as American. This process can be referred to as the emergence of American national identity."

        I'm not interested in your semantic games. Everyone knows the colonists were British subjects legally. That's not the point. They self-identified as American.

        • It's always funny to watch you guys try to twist and distort facts, in an effort to prove that the sky is pink instead of blue, or that 2 + 2 equals 5 instead of 4.

          I repeat: in her speech, Michelle Obama pointed out that the founding fathers CHOSE to be Americans, just as today's new citizens do. That is perfectly consistent with your hastily googled argument, that "most of the colonists..stopped thinking of themselves as British and began thinking of themselves as American."

          You're a hoot, Kick. You're so eager to bash the First Lady at every turn, that you hotly disagree with what she says, even when it's the same thing that YOU'RE saying. :>D

        • BTW, I can predict that my email will be inundated with nonsensical tripe from the troll today. At least you all will be getting some turds!

        • AND the Founders were BORN HERE! Unlike the people Mooch was kissing up to in the article, and completely unlike the illegals swarming the Southern Border.

          • What on earth do the geographic circumstances of someone's birth have to do with their fitness to be Americans, Poopajoe?

            Both John McCain and Ted Cruz, for example, were born outside of U.S. borders....yet you're perfectly willing to embrace them as good 'Murricans. So what's the difference?

            Could it be (gasp!) ETHNIC BIGOTRY on your part? Say it ain't so, Poopajoe! :>P

            Incidentally, the First Lady wasn't "kissing up" to anyone in particular. She was merely welcoming some new citizens into the American community. Tell me why you think this is an objectionable thing for a First Lady to do.

      • How funny that my previous post has already received 5 thumbs-down ratings, yet not one of you have attempted to refute it.
        Once again proving that you're less interested in the truth than in conformity to wingnut standards. ;>)

        • Some of us CHOOSE to capitalize those words. Of course we don't have to. We also don't have to stand for the Flag, but we do.

          By implying you and FLOTUS are among the intelligent and well educated, you have violated Fonzie's First and Only Rule of COOL: If you have to tell other people you are, you aren't.

          Olivia, honey, there is obviously something more ludicrous. Keep posting to provide more examples.

          • Some of us CHOOSE to capitalize those words. Of course we don’t have to. We also don’t have to stand for the Flag, but we do.
            *******************
            I never said you couldn't choose to do anything you want, Frost. My point was that it's gramatically unnecessary, and inconsistent with American ideas of equality. The founding fathers were brilliant men, but they weren't deities or titled nobility....and I doubt they would have expected to be treated as such.
            ****************
            By implying you and FLOTUS are among the intelligent and well educated, you have violated Fonzie’s First and Only Rule of COOL: If you have to tell other people you are, you aren’t.
            *************
            Well, first of all, someone needs to tell you that Fonzie is a TV character, not a real person.

            Second, someone needs to tell you that, whatever responsibilities First Ladies have, trying to appear "cool" to right wing goofballs isn't one of them.

            Third, when did the First Lady ever state to the public (in those or similar words) that she is intelligent and well educated? She didn't. She makes it clear that she is both, when she speaks up about U.S. history, traditions and healthy habits. It sounds to me that your own jealousy and resentment is causing you to accuse her of doing things she hasn't done.

            Likewise, I haven't claimed to be more intelligent or educated than others here. (Other than that bozo who claimed to have an advanced degree in psychology, yet obviously didn't understand the first thing about even Psychology 101 curriculum.) Sounds to me like you're trying to intimidate me into silence. But I'm sorry to tell you that I really don't care what a character said on a forty year old TV situation comedy. If I see people spewing untruths, I'm going to respond, regardless of whether or not they think it's "cool" to do so. It's that simple, Frost!

          • You sure are tightly wound, Ollie.

            Yes, I do know who Fonzie was - and I also know that simple truth can sometimes be found in unusual places, like TV. Well, it could, back before TV became just another soft porn purveyor. I further know that it's almost impossible to locate truth in places where we're told to expect it, like this administration, this Congress, and the fawning media and education industry.

            I also know that this FLOTUS has been peddling her version of "cool" every day of her reign, from straightened hair and, for some bizarre reason, showing lots of arm flab, to expensive outfits and ostentatious entourage-laden "trips", all the while scolding the great unlettered about Barack requiring them to "work" and to tighten their belts, and pontificating to kids on the contents of lunch.

            I don't care enough about you to try to intimidate you. In fact, I repeat now my encouragement to you to keep posting here, although it beats me why you want to hang out where you don't receive the appropriate deference due someone of your intelligence and education. Maybe that bozo with the psychology degree can give us an explanation simple enough to follow.

          • Nah, that bozo will just repeat the usual right wing platitudes and hokey diagnoses that are currently popular with the anti-Obama crowd.

            I come to post here for the same reason that professional problem solvers enjoy restoring order to a chaotic mess. With all the rumors and misinformation and childish insults flying around here 24/7, it's gratifying to introduce a note of truth and logic. (A.k.a. a reality check.)

            Your comments about the First Lady are downright laughable. Why would it bother you if she straightens her hair? Lots of people do that; it's neither immoral nor illegal. Did you bitch about Laura or Barbara Bush CURLING their hair? :>D

            The "flabby arm" thing is just stupid. For crying out loud, the woman has very well toned arms, even if you don't like the color of them. ;>)

            I'm not sure where you're getting the idea that Obama is telling people to tighten their belts. THe last I heard, you Obamaphobes were bitching that he wants to KEEP people from working. Makes no sense, but that accusation is very popular with the racists.

            Not sure, either, why you're bitching about Michelle Obama's "expensive outfits." Why should she not be allowed to wear nice clothes in public? She represents our nation, my boy. Is it your wish that our nation's First Lady cut a poor figure next to the First Ladies and dignitaries of every other nation? Or were you just under the impression that Jim Crow laws still apply in the U.S.? ;>)

            "Ostentatious entourage-laden trips"?? Please. The Obamas' trips are no more "ostentatious" or "entourage-laden" than any other modern president's trips have been. Your perceptions are being manipulated by pundits anxious to tap into your bigotry....and you're letting them do it, without even realizing how you're being used. YOu whined and cried like thwarted toddlers over Michelle Obama's visits to Africa and Spain, even over her weekend visit to New York for a Broadway show with her husband, but you had nothing at all to say about Laura Bush's five trips to Africa, or her Paris shopping spree with her daughters (and "entourage") in tow. Now, let's see, what could possibly be the factor causing such a blatant double standard in right wing reactions there? :>)

            Tell you what: it doesn't take a psychology degree (either real or imagined) to figure out the answer to that question.

          • Were you born an asshole?
            Or did you work at it your whole life?
            Either way it worked out fine
            'Cause you're an asshole tonight

            Yes you're an A-S-S-H-O-L-E
            And don't you try to blame it on me
            You deserve all the credit
            You're an asshole tonight

            You were an asshole yesterday
            You're an asshole tonight
            And I've got a feelin'
            You'll be an asshole the rest of your life

            (Instrumental Break)

            And I was talkin' to your mother
            Just the other night
            I told her I thought you were an asshole
            She said, "Yes, I think you're right"

            And all your friends are assholes
            'Cause you've known them your whole life
            And somebody told me
            You've got an asshole for a wife

            Were you born an asshole?
            Or did you work at it your whole life?
            Either way it worked out fine
            'Cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight

          • Translation: "I can't refute a single thing Olivia said in response to Frostproof's fact challenged rant, so I'm gonna post the lyrics to a song I found on the internet, and pretend I wrote them myself."

            Yeah, right, Silent. Did you think this kind of childishness was likely to intimidate me, or cause me to retract my comments?

  • You know for sure that when this grubby miserable lil nasty ladyboy gets out of office he'll be blaming everything bad in his life on his fugly wuf and the childins. This bitch has NEVER took the heat for anything in his total life.

    • Translation: "The wingnut articles I read have programmed me to hate the president and everything he stands for. That means that I'm going to fling all sorts of insults at him, even off-the-wall insults that have nothing to do with anything he's ever said or done. Are you impressed yet with my brilliant and hard-hitting perceptions?"

  • Guess the "kids" have figured out that quagmire is full of bull shit and won't nothing to do with his path way of destruction. They've come to realize that he's about to screw them out of their future and what little bit of hope they might have had.

    • Not-so-Deep, you tend to "guess" a lot of things that aren't so. So does your twin Misspelled Hemorrhoid. It's a riot watching you two parrot AM talk radio nonsense that has nothing whatsoever to do with the current president's character or behavior. In fact, he tends to have more self-control than many in high pressure situations.

      But don't let reality stop you from behaving like giggly preteens. ;)

      • Better giggly preteens that a wrinkled 80 year old turd....Who fucking cares what you think or say, we have been down this road a bunch of times and it always ends with you making a complete asshole out of yourself...And I see you are still true to form.....Tell me what is it like looking in the mirror and seeing your anus speak for you?

        • May I use this quote?"Tell me what is it like looking in the mirror and seeing your anus speak for you?"

          There are so many that this truly fits and it's one of the best things I've read in a long time.

        • Silent, my boy, have you not yet learned that just spewing childish insults is not the way to get the better of me in a discussion?

          Try coming up with a factual and logical argument. (NOTE: "Rush Limbaugh seems to think" doesn't constitute a factual or logical argument.)

          • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

            My dear little imbecile, you have an at best adversarial, and at worst, an antithetical relationship to facts, reason, and logic. We sling insults at you because, in spite of the mountains of facts, and data supporting our views, you insist on pretending that they don't exist. You are a cretin and we are not going to cast our pearls before unteachably ignorant swine like you and your ilk.

          • Amazing how much crap trolls can leave behind.
            That's another reason they always say "Don't Feed The Trolls".

          • On this board, they refer to anyone who doesn't parrot the approved political sentiments as a "troll."

            And some (not all) say "don't feed the trolls," because Heaven forbid any ideas be introduced here that don't conform to prevailing groupthink.

            It's okay, Sifi. If you can't dispute the points I make, I can understand why you'd prefer to ignore my posts.

          • On any board they refer to someone who disrupts and goes against the grain just for attention a “troll.” And that's all I got to say about that!

          • Then I don't fit the description. I go against the grain because much of what's parroted on this board is fact challenged and illogical (not to say bigoted).

            I simply provide a much needed reality check. And, in 99% of cases, none of you even try to refute my point---you just try to drown me out with ponderous insults.

            That's very telling.

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