Obama flubs during health care conference call with community organizers, claims ‘more than 100 MILLION Americans’ have enrolled. 1 + 1 doesn’t = potato anymore. It is now 1 + 1 = 100 million. The new Obamamath.
Obama flubs during health care conference call with community organizers, claims ‘more than 100 MILLION Americans’ have enrolled. 1 + 1 doesn’t = potato anymore. It is now 1 + 1 = 100 million. The new Obamamath.
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No, no, Quagmire got that confused with the number of people who have signed up for Food Stamps since he was elected.
NO ONE said that the President had to be good at numbers and knowing correct numbers about stuff... NO ONE... Come on people! Why you so harsh?! Damn! Best President EVAH!!! You better recognize! He's not perfect! Why you hatin'?!
Best President NEVAH!!!
There, I fixed that for you. ;-)
So that's 100,000,000 people who are now saving 3,000%!
This should get the economy back on track by 2:00 PM tomorrow afternoon!
I can't wait!
I won't hold my breath waiting for the economy to get back on track, but I would appreciate the couple of thousand bucks in checks I have been promised are "in the mail" showing up at my house soon. I can't keep paying employees and overhead forever.
And due for a huge pay raise!
Well on their way to the goal of elevnty million.
That's elebinty million. I don't even know what elevnty even means.
And in no time it'll be up to a ba-jillion.
Eleventy quadrillion-ba-jillion, or one month of Obama debt.
You made that up… didn't you?
No, I've heard that before.
I head that during the war in Iraq, an aide came to Obama to give him the bad news that two Brazilian soldiers had been killed in an attack. Obama was surprised, and asked how many zeroes there are in a Brazilian.
Liberals and numbers - a never-ending comedy.
Liberals and numbers – a never-ending comedy.
Yeah, they have me laughing so hard I cry, or crying so hard I laugh....meh, either way, the laughing/crying thing is covered.
Liberals don't do math, they just throw numbers out there.
Like monkeys flinging sh*t...
But at least NOW we know WHY monkeys throw poo. This is important s%&t.
http://theeconomiccollapseblog.com/archives/chimps-throwing-poop-and-29-other-mind-blowing-ways-that-the-government-is-wasting-your-money
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2068645/Monkeys-throwing-poo-Its-actually-sign-INTELLIGENCE.html
So true. Like you said before, it's the Common Core mentality.
1 + 1 doesn’t = potato anymore. It is now 1 + 1 = 100 million. The new Obamamath.
That's ok, we are following the rules of math in common core, so as long aa Obama can explain how he got that wrong answer he still gets an "A"...
And drb WINS!!
MUWAH!
Snnnaaap!
Picky, picky. Only a true supergenius such as our exalted Leader can truly comprehend numbers high than two, so just cease this harassment post haste so he can continue solving all of our problems.
This was not a mistake. King Barky the Liar was on a botched website meeting with his true faithful. These idiots will believe whatever King Liar tells them. Now, these faithful morons are going to go out and truly believe that 100 million have signed up. That the cACA Obama HellCare is wildly successful. They will call anybody that challenges them with reality vile names and end with the usual racist meme.
I suggest if you have invited any of the moocher or looters (because they sure as hell aren't making and paying for dinner) to Thanksgiving quickly uninvite them. Otherwise the wild eyed morons will ruin a nice holiday dinner for everyone. They have been given their marching orders from King Barky to get in our faces over the holidays....and they will.
"If you're gonna lie, lie big" Barack Hussein Obama
And, if you're Obama, you're GONNA lie.
Really. Why does anyone assume ths is a bloopee? I think it was quite intentional, no matter how impossible.