Too late for Christmas (thankfully) – the Barack Obama personal hot air machine. Barack Obama renders wind redundant. But frankly, we’d be more inclined to take him seriously if he’d said “I will not golf….”
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we will not rest until i blow more gas from my ass up uncle omar and aunt zetunis asses!
"I will not rest................"
"Playing golf isn't resting."
oh... that's the 'we will not rest' model. I want the 'let me be clear' one.
Despite the fact that Obama couldn't lead a group of starving pygmies to a buffet table, there are some who call that leadership.
I will not rest until you are forced to buy one of these patented Obama brand forced hot air blowers that run off Green energy sources in order to replace the Facial Tissue products the EPA has just banned because it was found to disrupt the lives of a rare fecal bacteria in your septic system.
*sigh*
Oh please, rest and let the rest of us have some peace!