Obama: “I will not rest until…”

Too late for Christmas (thankfully) – the Barack Obama personal hot air machine. Barack Obama renders wind redundant. But frankly, we’d be more inclined to take him seriously if he’d said “I will not golf….”

This post was last modified on January 3, 2012

Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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  • Despite the fact that Obama couldn't lead a group of starving pygmies to a buffet table, there are some who call that leadership.

  • I will not rest until you are forced to buy one of these patented Obama brand forced hot air blowers that run off Green energy sources in order to replace the Facial Tissue products the EPA has just banned because it was found to disrupt the lives of a rare fecal bacteria in your septic system.