Obama: My biggest problem was not telling American people enough stories

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• Obama is nuts. He didn't tell enough stories. There is some thing real wrong with that man.

  Oh!! here is one that is not classified; When chavez first took control of venezuela he sent a delegation to washington dc to get approval from the democrats to go after bush.

  But as you all have figured out is WHY would chavez need approval from the democrats?

  The answer is simple; we process most of his heavy crude oil. <~~~ This is the real deal on how just power hungry the democrats really do get.

  But here is the kicker; This country HAD to reactivate the 4th fleet for the games the democrats played just to make bush look bad.

  And to this day there is still more consequences to this GAME.

  Oh!!! I told ALL of my contacts when obama was elected into office to bleed this country money wise for any information that the intel agencies wanted from them, and then tell this country to go to hell.

• A long, long time ago, in a country far, far, away, there was born the smartest guy in the room. The guy moved from Africa to Hawaii, met up with communists and socialists, and had strange sex and smoked bad drugs. He cam to America and met his Sugar Daddy George.

  And George said on to the smartest guy in the room, I want to buy and election and take over America because I have lots of money. I will send you to college (wink, wink) and hide your past so you will be the perfect candidate.

  Then you will get a degree in teleprompter and millions of the weak and stupid will flock to you. You will be president and destroy America because they need to be not so great as they are.

  I will spend my billions on the weak and the stupid and let them agitate for you.

  You will lie, cheat and steal, and I will give you many vacations at taxpayer expense.

  Beware the evil conservatives, they will use the truth to knock you from power and restore America's greatness, that can never happen because I, George say so.

  Turn in again for the next exciting episode of "AS the Commie Squeals" when the smartest man in the room gets knocked from power and is sent to shamefully live among the weak and stupid of a place called Europe.

  • You forgot the part of his life that he spent in Indonesia, listening to the most beautiful sound in the world, and studying in Muslim schools.

    • Yea I also left out the part about the dog sandwich on purpose...:)

      • And the transvestite nanny.

        • Transvestite nanny? Did I miss something?

        • Apparantly Flash.
          When he was a kid in Indonesia, he had a nanny that was a transvestite. He really had a great affection for him/her.

          http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1328452/Barry-Obamas-transvestite-gay-nanny-revealed-visit-Indonesia.html

          http://voices.washingtonpost.com/44/2010/11/obamas-indonesian-transvestite.html

        • Looks like I need to do a re-write on my story.....

        • Nah, just let us make addendums, it's easier.

• Everything that has come out of "Dear Leader's" mouth has been a story, also known as a a work of fiction.

• He's good at telling stories, the son of a Hawaiian student studying in Africa, or a Kenyan finance minister, or ... Oh, I don't know who his father is and wonder if he actually knows.
  He got it exactly backwards in the interview. The horrible policies are hidden behind shallow Hope and Change platitude-storytelling.

• Image seems to be missing.

  • It's baaaaack. I don't know why it was gone, the web address didn't change. If it disappears again, you can see it by going to the linked article.

    • I still don't see it, but you're right, it's visible at the link.

      • Cripes, never mind, now it's there. Maybe it just loads slow.

        • I don't see it either except when I open the link. But even after some time it doesn't show on the comments page for me.

          *until you make a post...what the heck?

  • So is Obama's integrity.

• Obama's academic, political and autobiographical careers are built on systematic lying. Everything about the man is fictional, he lies about things big and small, important and unimportant---and the MSM just sits there and nods its empty head. Some day Obama's house of lies will collapse arond him; unfortunately the collapse will endanger the nation.

• Stories to some are lies to others. So barry feels he should lie more.

• He once told the truth, which put him second place behind the media at being 100% full of $#!t in the Olympic competition.

• The hubris of this man is amazing.

• Every time Obama lies a demon gets his wings.

  • At that rate, Hell is overcrowded today - for sure.