Obama open to name change for Washington Redskins. At last, something he is an expert at. Perhaps they should be called the Washington Cronies (Phonies?) in acknowledgement of their home town’s major industry. How about they make like Obama and change their name and not tell anyone what it is?
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Wow, I'd bet all these people are scared to death that their names have been made public.
http://conservativehideout.com/2014/07/02/patent-department-releases-list-of-names-of-people-who-complained-about-redskins-team-name/
Now the Cleveland Indians are getting targeted. If the NFL caves (which they are starting to by opening up for talks, and the PC police see weakness) and the Redskin owner is somehow forced to concede, NO mascot is safe. PETA will claim the Lions, Bears, Cardinals, Eagles, etc, are all demeaning to their Animal spirits or some such crapola.
...and members and management of the Patriots will be perpetually under IRS audit until they change their name to the New England Unicorn Farts.
This won't happen, but do you have any idea how hard I would laugh if Snyder packed up & moved the Redskins out of Washington? And kept the name on top of it?
Oddballz has the right idea, may I suggest the alternative spelling of Washington Fourskins. For playing golf, foreskins is the correct call.
Red Sphincters.
The D.C. Rainbow Unicorns
Hey, now. Leave MY way of making a living out of this.
Vlad isn't arainbow unicorn. He's aa normal unicorn.
Just visited your site and understand your post now! Looks like you have found a great and fun way to make a living.
Yes, you can believe that. Vlad, Freya, and I have, literally, tons of fun. And no, he's never actually had rainbow colored mane and tail, he does tend to jump back and forth between his blue colors, and his pink and purple colors.
People see him without his horn, (it comes off for transport, or any time I'm not with him), and ask why a horse has hair that color. I explain that he's actually a unicorn, and has a horn to match those colors. A unicorn can have whatever color hair he wants.
See? A Normal unicorn!
Unicorn ranching?
Washington Red Inks.
Shysters
Tyrants
Scoundrels
Quacks
Maybe some more replacement names appropriate to DC -
Liars
Thieves
Commisars
Thinskins
Etc.
Well, maybe he'd also be open to chaning the name of his party, so as not to offend. It is offensive that he and his Nazi henchmen have the nerve to call themselves democrats.