Obama sets off White House metal detector

Obama sets off White House metal detector: Guess Larry Sinclair’s crackpipe got left in Barry’s back pocket again. Must have been a tight fit with GE, and almost all of the news media, stuffed in there as well.

This post was last modified on December 10, 2011

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  • We all know it's wasn't anything resembling metallic balls, because "Dear Leader" dosen't have any.

  • It was a prussic acid capsule attached to the SIM card of his blackberry. Just in case he needs to off himself.

  • There was a scene in the movie " Spinal Tap " where when going through airport security , one of the group members had wrapped a cucumber with tin foil , and stuck it down their pants , as a prank . It set off the sensors , triggering a pat down . The female guard , really didn't know what to do , as it appeared he was " well to do " .

    After Zero's mannequin article , maybe Barry decided that was easier than trying to apply for one of those government aided penis pumps.

    Maybe yes , maybe no. Only Barry know for sure.

    • Knowing Obama, if he stuck a tinfoil-wrapped cucumber down his pants, it wouldn't have been down the front.