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Obama Telephones Cairo

Obama Telephones Cairo. Crises are “springing” up all over the Middle East and Obama’s response is to make a phone call. “Mr. Obama is delusional to think that a phone call to Cairo can turn back the cunning massive wave against America, fed by the Islamists, the jihadists, and Iran.” The first 4 words say it all: “Mr. Obama is delusional.”

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View Comments (5)

mojo says:

September 17, 2012 at 1:21 pm

Here's an idea: Remember the "Death to America" meme? Pretty funny, right?

Let's try this one: whenever you finish talking to someone, say "and fuck Mohammad!"
Progressive Hemrrhoid says:

September 17, 2012 at 9:17 am

Bet "Dear Leader" told Cairo that he would be more flexible after the election.
Missile Command says:

September 17, 2012 at 8:45 am

It was probably a fund raising call
- Big Al says:
  
  September 17, 2012 at 11:24 am
  
  He should have conducted a poll while he was at it.
CO2Insanity says:

September 17, 2012 at 7:01 am

Telephone calls only work for ET