Obama thought he had WON the debate…until aides told him he had lost!

Obama thought he had WON the debate…until aides told him he had lost! Delusional. The man lives on his own planet, Obamatron. All the irrational, wrong-headed unicorn sh*t from the past 4 years… it all kinda makes sense now.

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  • Sorry all, I posted a comment and only half of it loaded, so I erased it. Essentially I can see how Obama thinks he won. Everyone gets a participation trophy, right?

  • "Dear Leader" thought he won the debate? After seeing the look his wife the Wookie was giving everybody you would thought he'd would have caught on to the truth.

  • How could anyone who performed that badley believe that they were even competitive, let alone winning? Obama has had his ass kissed all the time for so long that he no longer feels the need to perform. He is lazy, & he is extremely thinned skinned. He is also so intellectually shallow that it would be laughable if he was'nt the President. He's a joke, & he's a bad one at that, & he needs to be beaten on election day.

  • Obama is so conceited and full of himself that he actually believed he won that debate. I wonder how his staff and assorted flunkies broke the awful truth to him without being fired or exiled to an Alaskan Air Force base.

    Obama is a narcissist who also believes his foreign policy is a success, the economy is healthy and millions of new jobs have been created during his adminsitration.

    The man is dangerously delusional.

    • How to break it to him? Something like this, perhaps:
      “Um, Sir, esteemed leader, you were of course magnificent; however, racist commentators and knuckle-dragging morons, clinging to their guns and religion, and in great need of our planned reëducation camps, can’t cope with your superior magniloquence and—poor, bitter fools!—are venomously and vexatiously daring to insist that, somehow, your performance might have been just a little below your usual fantastic excellence. Though, of course, you were truly inspiring and wonderful, perhaps we could, just for the sake of argument, pretend for a moment that these small-minded peasants have a point…

  • What else does anyone expect from der leader the narcissist? The ass beating was so bad he actually thought he had won. Now that is funny. :)

      • My bet on who beat Obama's ass? Frank Marshall Davis. The thing most folks overlook about him is that he was a pedophile. Even the movie 2016 does'nt look into that.

        • That I did not know about Davis. I've noticed a striking resemblance between the two (Davis & der leader). Look at their facial features, the eyes.

  • I bet those staffers got the boot. How dare they not lay absolute praise at his feet and tell him what he wants to hear!

    • I bet those staffers got the boot. How dare they not lay absolute praise at his feet and tell him what he wants to hear!

      Word is he is going to hire his future staffers from MSNBC.

    • A little long, but I liked this from the other day

      "Yeah, Kerry went soft on him in the debate prep 'cause he wants to be secretary of state. He didn't want to make Obama mad." What are we talking about here? We're talking about reelection. We're talking about rehearsing. Romney, on the same note, has Rob Portman, the Republican from Ohio, portraying Obama. And apparently he is just being mean and interrupting.

      It's gotten to the point where Romney said, "Get him out of here. I'd rather face Obama than Portman!" The point is they're doing the proper kind of prep. They're telling us that Kerry is taking it easy 'cause he doesn't want to blow his chance to be secretary of state."

      Dear John, (Hah!) Obamuh-uh-uh could use that 1-800-CRY-BABY # we forwarded to you, if you'd ever free it up.

  • With a source like, "a Democrat close to the administration," I'm very skeptical. This may be another attempt to CYA the emperor with no clothes. Even Biden isn't THAT stupid.

          • When he isn't ranting about video games, he posts such wisdom as this:

            jcrowley1985 commented 2 days ago
            Hitler tried to warn us about those Jews

            jcrowley1985 commented 2 days ago
            So Hitler was the good guy all along and the Jew controlled media rewrote history to make him look like the bad guy?

            jcrowley1985 commented 1 day ago
            "The enemy of my enemy is my friend"
            Obama 2012

            Methinks someone needs his computer privileges revoked.

          • How many times did he call for revolution if Ron Paul isn't elected? And then say that Romney was a war monger...like revolution isn't war and as if a mere 3 people will be successfull at winning a revolution cuz they are bad @$$ gamers or something.

          • When he wasn't griping about games or Jews, he was calling for revolution.
            The mark of an atrophying mind is repeating the same crap over and over.

          • Gaming, Ron Paul got screwed, Corporate Greed, & anti semitism are a great platform for an enriching life.

            BTW crowley, you are a punk with no depth with anything you have brought to this forum. No real arguements, no real attempt at explaining why you hold the views you hold. You should know why you stand for what you stand for, & be able to explain it. You have not demonstrated an ability to that yet, & you should really learn to do so. Otherwise, you are just a wind-up poster who should be beat up for your lunch money.