Obama will burn more than 35,000 gallons of fuel on Earth Day, emitting 375 TONS of carbon dioxide

Obama will burn more than 35,000 gallons of fuel on Earth Day, emitting 375 TONS of carbon dioxide. “‘Earth Day is about taking action!” I’ll say… that’s almost as much toxic gas as he emits during one of his speeches.

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  • Estimate does not include motorcade fuel or the 2 C-5s that accompany the goathumper in chief. Rumor has it that a C-17 carrying wookie's wardrobe and spare teleprompters also join the flying caravansary.

  • I walked into my bank today to see little trees sitting on the counter at the teller windows. I asked why, and was told to make people aware of Earth Day. I said "so what?" and was told that she didn't get it either.

  • I wonder how many "people of color" to quote that uber-liberal idiot Plastic Face Pelosi, the money Quagmire spent today flying around would feed.

  • Oh, but he CARES! In fact . . . I bet "Nobody is more concerned about Earth Day" than he is.

  • Two more cold winters and the leftist-enviroloons will be telling us that CO2 in huge quantities is good for us and Mother Earth and always has been.