Obamacare Enrollment Plan B – Phoning it in. Dept. of Redundancy Dept: “Obama encouraged Americans seeking insurance to sign up the old-fashioned way by calling 1-800-318-2596. But when I tried calling the number… I got referred back to the website Healthcare.gov and its live web chat feature.” Hey, if the website then tells you to call, you could be caught in an infinite ObamaCare loop! Cool!
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Who needs a Möbius Strip, or a Dahli Painting when you have this POS website!
I just love how the Lame Stream media continues to lap this bullshit up. But to these now taxpayer funded whores, Quagmire's incompetence is not an option.
And if you call on your Obama phone in the next 5 minutes, we'll DOUBLE the offer. But wait, that's not all...
.......We'll also double your premiums and your deductable!
Oh, wait, they already did that.
Mutual of Obamaha...EPIC FAIL.......
Another shit sandwich for the taxpayers that the Obama Leg Humping media scum will tell the morons it's really delicious.
They should use ( 1-800 - EAT - SH*T ) because that sums up there attitude best any way.
I had a high ranking Democrat in the state of Maryland tell me back in 2007 before The Great ZERO was elected , " it doesn't matter if what we do succeeds or fails , we get to call the shots now ."
Why? The phone number is 1-800 F1UCK YO, what could be better than that?
Tick...tick...tick...
But, but , but at least it's affordable quality healthcare for Americans.
Meanwhile the entire staff at ACORN is put on the gubmint payroll to man phonelines. Phone swap-over snafu to set program back another 600 million. Second day on the JOB results in 96% of the staff on sick call. Another 600 million appropriated to to cover permanent disability coverage for those 96% who suffered permanent hearing loss answering phones for one day. Another 600 million then needed to fund temporary workers...
Man, I was being snarky about bringing ACORN into the mix. http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2013/10/23/obama-raising-money-off-healthcaregov-problems/ . Seems they're linking the site up to fundraise for the administration. Going back to bed now.
Shocking, not surprising, but shocking.