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Obamaphone Jackpot: Woman has 30 Obamaphones

Obamaphone Jackpot: Woman has 30 Obamaphones. Why does she need 30? Maybe one for each of the 57 states (yeah, that doesn’t make any sense but neither does having 30 phones.) BTW, thank you (you paid for them.)

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deepthinker says:

October 11, 2012 at 4:58 am

Lmao makes two of us.
poppajoe49 says:

October 10, 2012 at 8:55 pm

Oh, come on now, have you no compassion?
She needs 30 phones to keep in touch with all her kids and baby daddies.
- flashingscotsman says:
  
  October 11, 2012 at 10:52 am
  
  And the welfare department. "Who gonna pay for all these kids?"
  
  Doesn't Maury have a toll free number for her to call?
Joe says:

October 10, 2012 at 5:47 pm

You guys should be kinder. How else is she going to call 911 when McDonald's runs out of chicken nuggets? Heartless bastards.
- drb says:
  
  October 10, 2012 at 5:51 pm
  
  LOL, I had forgotten about that.
  - GhostntheMachine says:
    
    October 11, 2012 at 9:59 am
    
    Wasn't that down Flori-duh way?
deepthinker says:

October 10, 2012 at 3:23 pm

Gots to have tirty fones so Iss can make dem deals to move all dat crack under my floor boards in my obama stash house.