America breathes a sigh of relief: Obama’s teleprompter stolen. “A truck carrying President Obama’s podium, teleprompter and audio equipment was stolen in Richmond, Va., a local news outlet reports.” Police have no suspects, but Obama reportedly blamed George Bush.


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I bet he has to ask security to make a statement for him.
This is SCARY...If someone can get close enough to steal equipment used by the President, what keeps someone from tampering with it ? Equipment that the President uses should be carefully guarded. of course the racist right are enjoying this. They would applause the President getting assualted because they are pathetic scumbags!
Too bad the POTUS was found, without it, Obungles would have been saying all kinds of crazy shit...Eh Wait he does that now....
When asked about the theft, Obama said "I'm speechless".
Thank God! These thieves have taken the words right out of Obama's mouth!
Can't wait for the next edition of "Pawn Stars" when a guy walks in and wants to sell some "historical" items he "came across" in a "garage sale."
Actually, I think TOTUS set the whole thing up with the other equipment--they all got sick and tired of listening to this guy drone on and on and on. . . .
Musta been an elementary school teacher, after she saw how much easier it was for Obama to read a childrens book off of it. I smell a MSM conspiracy in the making.
Now we have to listen to him go "I...I....I...I...." for hours on end. Would it be possible to move the election up to next week?
Being off script, maybe for once he could stumble into telling the truth.