Occupy until “2025”!

Occupy Wall Street demonstrators have vowed they’re not leaving Zuccotti Park anytime soon, and their online agenda suggests they mean business — with events scheduled through Oct. 26, 2025. Yeah, they’ll be plenty employable with 14 years of sitting in a park under their belts. So it ain’t a total loss, maybe they can build a skyscraper out of their feces. We can almost guarantee if they’re still down there in 2025, they’ll likely be the only ones that are. If a nitwit bangs his drums in an empty city, does it make a sound? Who cares?

Bonfire of the Absurdities: After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.

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  • Without sanitary facilities (Bathrooms, showers, etc) they will have to start leaving for mommy and daddy's penthouses to clean up and get a change of clothes. Their Levi's won't last another 14 years either.
    Does anyone else have a problem with the hallmark work clothes manufacturer being co-opted by the non working class?

    • Their Levi’s won’t last another 14 years either.
      Does anyone else have a problem with the hallmark work clothes manufacturer being co-opted by the non working class?

      Really! shouldn't they be wearing union suits?

      • I think with proper care, a pair of Levis will last 14 years. You just have to be careful to never wash them. That's what wears them out.

  • These weenies wont stop until martial law rules the land-
    Someone has to paying them to occupy, no way would that many people live in tents and poop in the street without incentives

  • Reminds me of a joke...

    Q: If a hipster falls over in a forest and there's no one around, does he make a noise?

    A: Yeah, but you probably haven't heard it.

  • ...in the year 2525, if man is still alive...

    Good song! I may illegally download it since it is according to my need.