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Official: White House to push benefits of Obamacare, PR offensive on the way

Official: White House to push benefits of Obamacare, PR offensive on the way. Translation: ObamaCare is costing people more money for less service and the stupid website doesn’t even work so we’ll create a media-based sophmoric pep rally to make U like it! Even warehouses full of hammers could not be this dumb.

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PsychoDad says:

December 3, 2013 at 9:37 am

And don't forget to welcome the Obama's Witnesses going door to door!

*knock knock*

"Sir, have you heard the Good News? Millions now living will never have to pay for health care!"
poppajoe49 says:

December 3, 2013 at 7:12 am

Rah-Rah-Rah
O-Ba-Ma

repeat as necessary until you believe it.
- Not so silent says:
  
  December 3, 2013 at 6:01 pm
  
  With Pelosi, Cankles, Sellthebus, Boxer, and Waters on the cheer squad.....The champions of the national fugly cheer championships...