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Once respected news mag demonstrates why it’s no longer respected

Newsweek makes Obama gay. Ya can’t make this stuff up… but the MSM certainly can.

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MDLION says:

May 14, 2012 at 7:47 pm

I missed the halo over Obama's head on the cover the first time. So Newsweek is saying Obama is a saint for coming out for gay marriage. So if you oppose it, they're saying you're evil. How twisted!
danybhoy says:

May 14, 2012 at 4:33 pm

So his next cover will be on "Out" magazine?
I'm just guessing...
- Vic says:
  
  May 14, 2012 at 7:02 pm
  
  If not "OUT", it'll be on "WASTED" mag...
  - poppajoe49 says:
    
    May 14, 2012 at 10:04 pm
    
    High Times?
Neo-7 says:

May 14, 2012 at 3:58 pm

A thought occured to me today at work , does this make ANYONE who doesn't vote for this clown , a raccccccissst homophobe , simply because we want a better America for our children , ?
DefHarryMelon says:

May 14, 2012 at 3:00 pm

http://news.yahoo.com/political-insights-obama-restarts-culture-wars-offense-231013983--abc-news-politics.html?.tsrc=lgwn

Man’s Country Chicago. Located at 5015 N. Clark St
Chicago, IL 60640 (phone: 773-878-2069), the club describes itself as:
“a private membership club for men 18 years and older. Man’s Country Chicago is a clean, safe place to hang out, meet guys who share the same interests as you, socialize, make friends, watch porn and play! Man’s Country Chicago / Where real men meet.”
Rahm and Barry were regular visitors. Barry took his 49th birthday party there while the first lady and the kids went to Spain. Larry Sinclair can tell a few things. Donald Young can't.
freerepublics says:

May 14, 2012 at 8:37 am

Bend over America!
toocoldinwa says:

May 14, 2012 at 6:52 am

The first dog-eating president. I would love to see that magazine cover.
Dan Hawks says:

May 14, 2012 at 4:02 am

Wonder if the Right Rev Wright will give another of his "chickens comin' home to roost" sermons.....
Ruben says:

May 13, 2012 at 9:58 pm

For Romney, electoral Christmas is arriving early this year.
Vic says:

May 13, 2012 at 7:53 pm

Enquiring minds want to know: Did Barry do the do with Bwarney Fwank?
- KimmyQueen says:
  
  May 14, 2012 at 12:27 pm
  
  Ewwww... gross...
- Alien says:
  
  May 13, 2012 at 8:10 pm
  
  I cannot think of one reason to want to know that
  - Vic says:
    
    May 14, 2012 at 6:58 pm
    
    Allen, that is an extremely good point. Touche'
  - poppajoe49 says:
    
    May 14, 2012 at 3:31 am
    
    Easier than sticking your finger down your throat?
Matthew S. Harrison says:

May 13, 2012 at 7:23 pm

And finally Larry Sinclair is vindicated-barry is a cocksucker-and it only took an idiot from Delaware to prove it! Thanks Mr. Vice President-you have confirmed what we all knew all along! Kudos-you are a great American!