J.P. Travis: Born and raised in Grand Rapids, Michigan, 1976 graduate of University of Michigan, father, grandfather, husband, founder and CEO of Travelyn Publishing (http://www.travelynpublishing.com/), and passionate anti-government believer in individual liberty.
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I am surprised at all of you, no puns. I'll start. I bet the church members got all choked up when they read that sign.
Gag.
Egads, I don't believe I can scarf down another pun thread.
Agreed. I hate to semen poking fun at innocent churchgoers.
JP, are you worried about being unsemenly?
I've worried about that my entire sailing career but fortunately I've always handled myself appropriately before the mast.
Dingy with a small mast?
I bet whoever wrote the sign had their tongue in their cheek.
"I'm so mad I could spit," is a common phrase. It didn't bother the left when TEA Party members were called tea baggers.
Sounds like a recent Harvey Weinstein or Kevin Spacey quote.
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I am surprised at all of you, no puns. I'll start. I bet the church members got all choked up when they read that sign.
Gag.
Egads, I don't believe I can scarf down another pun thread.
Agreed. I hate to semen poking fun at innocent churchgoers.
JP, are you worried about being unsemenly?
I've worried about that my entire sailing career but fortunately I've always handled myself appropriately before the mast.
Dingy with a small mast?
I bet whoever wrote the sign had their tongue in their cheek.
"I'm so mad I could spit," is a common phrase. It didn't bother the left when TEA Party members were called tea baggers.
Sounds like a recent Harvey Weinstein or Kevin Spacey quote.