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Oops, they didn’t think that through… But we bet church attendance among men skyrocketed this morning.

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Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart

I am surprised at all of you, no puns. I’ll start. I bet the church members got all choked up when they read that sign.

JPTravis
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I bet whoever wrote the sign had their tongue in their cheek.

CO2Insanity
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Gag.

MGAP
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MGAP

Egads, I don’t believe I can scarf down another pun thread.

JPTravis
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Agreed. I hate to semen poking fun at innocent churchgoers.

Jim Stewart
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Jim Stewart

JP, are you worried about being unsemenly?

JPTravis
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I’ve worried about that my entire sailing career but fortunately I’ve always handled myself appropriately before the mast.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Dingy with a small mast?

sifi
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sifi

“I’m so mad I could spit,” is a common phrase. It didn’t bother the left when TEA Party members were called tea baggers.

CO2Insanity
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Sounds like a recent Harvey Weinstein or Kevin Spacey quote.