Smartest woman alive mistakes Drew Brees’ birthmark for lipstick

C’mon, Orprah. Anyone who’s watched a football game in the last decade knows Drew Brees has a birth mark on his cheek. But not the queen of daytime TV. She attempted to wipe it off the super bowl quarterback’s face when the appeared on her show.

But even that faux pas pales in comparison to her manic shout of “Wow, wow, wow, wow, whoooooooooooo!” as she introduced Brees.

That’s the kind of remarkable intellectual firepower that’s made Ms. Winfrey a billionaire.

Can anyone explain this woman’s appeal to us? Because we seriously don’t get it.