Oprah Winfrey’s television network plans relaunch after viewers drift away. If the network doesn’t fold before January 2013 Obama might be free to join the ranks. He could star in an after hours parody talk program in the mode of Fernwood 2 Night or Larry Sanders. He could call it the “Faux Late Show”. Best of all Larry Sinclair and Reggie Love would certainly be up for taking a part.
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This is amazing! Maybe she will finally have an opportunity to interview OJ Simpson (since of course the dreams she has are real) and hopefully give out more free cars! Best day ever!&!GHG!
Is it gonna be called "Planet-Fat"?
Corporate fat-cat Oprah Winfrey should have all of her money expropriated since she's part of the 'Idiots for Obama' crowd - actually, she's a disgusting woman for not sending it in already.
When roseanne barr is elected president, winfrey will have to give up all but 100 million. Failing to submit to this order she'll be re-educated. If that still doesn't work it is off with her head. Unless the hollyweirds get a pass. Could be.
What's funny is Rosanne Barr is worth about $80million. She is a classic "do as I say, not as I do" leftist. She's giving herself a $20million buffer.
At the peak of her money grubbing days, oprah was bringing 5 million a day. That might have been only Monday thru Friday, but still, that's decent money. With her show and production company, her magazine and only God knows what else, 5 million a day? That musta pist roseanne off!
"Unless the Hollyweirds get a pass"? Um... that's pretty much a given!
That would get uglier than roseanne barr and rosie odonnell put together, messy and very bloody. Done on the set, live action, no extras! Real gore!
"Real gore!"
Speaking of real gore, why don't they add the Goreacle to the line-up?! Then OWN will be 100% politically correct - lesbians, sturdy girls, and snake oil salesmen all on ONE CHANNEL!
Opera, go suck a neck bone and get down there on OWS and give all those anarchist new cars. You can afford it miss Obama lover. Spread the wealth you Fugly hoe.
The relaunch to include the 'Land-Whale" Rosie O'. Wonder if she will invite The Donald on to her show?
To bring in viewers, I suggest Oprah vs. Michelle Obama: CAGE MATCH!
Only if it involves mud or Jell-o.
LOL. I tried to imagine that. It wasn't a pretty sight.