Ever wonder how the world is going to work when we run out of unicorn farts with which to power the rainbow machines with which to meet our energy needs? This OWS protestor has the answer: we are going to make sustainable stars and they are going to power our cars. Yes folks, despite all the warnings this guy just couldn’t resist the brown acid.
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RE: Edward "Ted" to his friends: "Ted was previously employed as a research assistant at Columbia University’s Center for Research on Environmental Decisions: his specific discipline, human impatience. "
By Zachary Urbina | February 8, 2011
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The brown acid? He took that, plus the 4 way blotter, window pane, and Purple Haze! The guy is a total freak!
Now, we should drag Karina Clark over here, kicking and screaming, and demand an apology for all her posts on the 53% thread!
Karina clazackatodeynerberzerkoprerk? Nah. Demand she admit to obloviate training strictures? Nah. It's cute when she pops a gasket. Why ruin a perfectly good libtarget?
Actually, I figured this video would make her pop a gasket!
Go look at my post on the "secret occupy wall street training camp" thread...they seem to be staging everything right down to who gets arrested. Too bad they are such bad actors.
Scruffed up and dirty looking in this vid being linked by American Enterprise Institute on faceboot, Edward T. Hall III must have come down from the acid trip he was on in the one on top of this thread. Here, you can see him ready to react to the conservative talking to him, but he holds back and appears to actually hear what the guy is saying and then actually agrees with him! http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=6ADA_i2Jufo#!
I suppose once you get a translation of that rant (after determining exactly what language that was), we might realize that he is half-right. There will be cars with mind-boggling mileage, and I'm sure that stars will in fact have some role in the future, and there might be sustainability involved somehow, too.
But where he is wrong is in the use of the word "we", as in "we will make..."
Because when someone DOES in fact invent that infinite mileage car, or a higher level of sustainability, HE will be in the way, trying to stop it.
This zipper head is a grad student? I'm thinking his parents should slap him for wasting their money. Hell, I bet he sees 6 foot penguins walking around all the time too.
I feel bad for Will Smith, musta stole that hat right outta his "memories box"
My God, a new British Prime Minister in waiting (it can't get much worse...)!
Freak looks like Carrot Top. Yea he's really feelin the pain, his parents have to be assholes too.
Ah, yes, the liberal intelligentsia at its most eloquent. Clearly, this fellow has what it takes to be the Democrat nominee for president someday. Any word on whether he edited the Columbia Law Review?
WOW! Whatever this idiot was tripping on, I DON'T WANT ANY. Cars with stars? OK. I thought for a moment he was going to tell us when they were all going to do a Halle Bop mass koolaid drinking party. Yes this is the type of weak minded idiots the communists want. He might end up being a pencil counter in a gubment gulag someday. From what I've seen on video of these occupy folks, they are all close to braindead. This is what we have to look forward to in the future. God help us.