I HATE THE MEDIA ™

IRAN: ‘ONLY SEVEN MINUTES NEEDED FOR THE IRANIAN MISSILE TO HIT TEL AVIV.’ Now please remind us again why we want to let people from Iran into the US?

Audi Attempts to Exploit the Gender Pay Gap Myth with Lame Superbowl Commercial: If Audi could get the same amount of productivity for 30% less they would only hire women -of course Audi knows this is a myth or they wouldn’t be making ads trying to sell their incredibly expensive luxury items to the ladies. But don’t take our word for it, ask Audi to put their money where their motor-mouth is by charging no more than 70 cents on the dollar for every car a female buys.

https://youtu.be/G6u10YPk_34

Seattle judge who ruled against Trump’s immigration order is a whacko. He even ended one decision by quoting a bogus statistic and saying “black lives matter.” And this was not a case that involved the Black Lives Matter movement.

WHOA: Look what we found about the judge who BLOCKED Trump’s travel ban. Sounds to us like he should have recused himself. In the meantime Trump’s DOJ appealed this order but it was upheld.

Soros-Funded Group Gave 50K to Goons Who Provoked Berkeley Riot. Follow the money.

Flurry of Motions Filed In Bundy Ranch Case Following Report of Govt’s Star BLM Witness’ Guilty of Misconduct. Withholding exculpatory evidence from the defense is a no-no.

NYU Professor: Mexico Should Let Drug Cartels Flood U.S. with Narcotics to Retaliate Against Trump. Professor Pendejo speaks.

Bruce Springsteen is ’embarrassed’ to be an American. Well then, renounce your citizenship and move to some shithole like Yemen.

Weekly Thread: Special Snowflake’s Kill Free Speech in the Home of Free Speech, UC Berkeley.

Trump names Judge Gorsuch as Supreme Court choice. From what we’re reading he’s to the right of Scalia and believes the Constitution is as written. Good.

BREAKING: President Donald Trump has fired Acting AG Sally Yates after saying she would not defend his executive immigration order. One down, thousands to go.

Fun Update: Fired AG Yates was escorted from the Dept. of Justice last night at 11:05 pm by U.S. Marshals with her entourage. Trump said be out by midnight.

One of the arrested suspects in Quebec mosque shooting is named Mohamed. Mohamed Khadir. He’s from Morocco. So much for the angry-white-Islamophobe and let’s-blame-Trump narratives.

Customs agents ignore judge, enforce Trump’s travel ban: ACLU. And how many laws and regulations did Obama, his minions and the ACLU ignore or break?

Friendly reminder: It was the Obama administration that picked those seven Muslim countries listed in Trump’s executive order. The next time you see a liberal going into a frenzy of indignation about the “Muslim ban,” mention that fact and watch their head explode.

How stupid are NYTimes reporters? Reporter Maggie Haberman, trying to mock Trump’s executive order on immigration, asked a snarky question about terrorism on Twitter and got handed her ass.

Get ready for Hollywood to have a cow. They are about to go into a frenzy of self-righteous indignation (even more so than normal, we mean). Why? Well, an Iranian who is a nominee for best director of a foreign language film won’t be able to attend the Academy Awards ceremony because of Trump’s Muslim ban.

‘Doomsday Clock’ moves 30 seconds closer to midnight: Remember back in November when Obama was ready to go to war with Russia because Hillary was embarrassed by the revelations from Wikileaks and the whole situation only deescalated after Trump won the election? For some odd reason no one thought to adjust the clock back then. We cannot help but wonder why that is.

Officials announce proposal that would establish California as separate nation. Names for this new nation of nut cases?

1. Mexifornia
2. People’s Republic of Kalifornia
3. Libtardia
4. Greentardia

Any other suggestions?

Trump admin wastes no time firing U.S. Border Patrol chief who was ‘handpicked’ by Obama. Yeah, handpicked to look the other way. Border Patrol employees must be cheering.

Weekly Thread: Lots of action in Trump’s DC.

First sanctuary city caves! Miami-Dade County, designated a sanctuary county by the Obama administration in 2016, just “ordered [its] jails to comply with federal requests to detain immigrants, citing President Donald Trump’s executive order earlier this week.” That’s one down…

Amazon Sales of 1984 Soar Following Donald Trump’s Inauguration For years people have been spied on through their phones, misled to about the purpose of major legislation (remember Jonathan “The People Are Too Stupid To Be Trusted With The Truth” Gruber?) and lied to by the MSM with news that is “fake, but accurate”. Now all of a sudden they’re waking up. So thank you Donald Trump, you are already making Americans great again.

Trump believes millions voted illegally, WH says — but provides no proof: Weird, that is just about the same amount of proof there is that Russia “hacked” our election.

https://youtu.be/STrNt6NDu5Y

Dan Rather Blasts Kellyanne Conway, Says ‘Alternate Facts’ is a ‘Propaganda Tool’: Yes, this is the very same Dan Rather that got fired for presenting fraudulent documents to the American people as news in an effort to “rig” an election and later defended his lies as “fake, but accurate”. No, he has no sense or shame or irony.

Islamic Terrorist Recruiter Hired By George Washington U. Has Been Busted For HOOKERS AND BLOW. We guess he just couldn’t wait for his 72 virgins.