I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Brace Yourself for Four Years of Nonstop Freakoutrage. Trump needs to come up with a Waaaambulance Department equipped with Prozac and straight-jackets to haul them off to the funny farm.

Obama reveals post White House mission: Global government. Send him to Mars on one of Musk’s spaceships and he can pontificate there to his heart’s content. H/T poppajoe49

Alito: Obama besieged Constitution with ‘unprecedented challenges.’ Yeah, like ignoring the hell out of it.

NASA peer-reviewed paper: EM drive works! For you science dilettantes, a bizarre, exciting, and controversial conclusion that suggests we do not have a proper understanding of the physical design of our universe. Cool stuff.

In Alabama, Jeff Sessions Desegregated Schools and Got the Death Penalty for KKK Head. This goes with the below post about the BS flying around put forth by sore-assed Democrats.

Crying Wolf on Race: Top Sessions Critic Gerry Hebert Has History of Making it Up. Most if not all of the crap you hear about Sessions is straight up BS.

Twitter censored Trump campaign. Very interesting read. Apparently it was Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey doing the censoring and it cost his company millions of dollars because the frustrated Trump campaign eventually pulled all its Twitter ads.

Actor James Woods exits Twitter over #censorship . Twitter begun censoring conservative posters right after the election. They can’t find anyone to buy them and they need posters like Woods to make money and he’s not playing.

https://twitter.com/RealJamesWoods/status/799451116719075328

India leads world in number of killfies. Since March of 2014, 127 people worldwide have died taking a selfie. 76 of those people were in India. We have no explanation. But we do regret one particular missed opportunity.

Stay Classy, Liberals: Clinton Supporters Now Harassing Trump Electors. Gotta love those liberal lefty losers whose true colors come out when they lose. Hmmm, liberal lefty losers. Sounds like a triple redundancy.

First Person To Be Charged For Threatening To Assassinate Donald Trump. The internet tough guys just can’t keep their mouths shut. We hope they make an example of this guy and throw the book at him.

Dailey Kos: Trump has asked for three of his children to be given highest level, top secret security clearance Don Donald could always pull a Hillary and pass secret information onto his children (and maid) without the benefit of any sort of security clearance at all.

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Anguished by Trump election, Lena Dunham talking to rocks in Arizona. She’s on a spirit quest at a high-end resort trying to overcome her anxiety about the election results and here’s how IHTM views it: every minute she spends talking to rocks is one less minute she’s talking to us.

Hitler Learns Hillary Lost. Enjoy the schadenfreude.

Man gunned down outside bar after he joked about voting for Trump. Bet you won’t see this on the evening news.

With Trump as president, what will happen to Elon Musk? If Trump meant what he said about “draining the swamp” then Musk, possibly the biggest crony capitalist in American history, is toast. But Trump is a crony capitalist himself so… who knows?

The election is over! Someone please explain this to the Democrats. We have riots, protests, whining, everthing thing Trump does gets attacked including his toilet paper choice, people trying to sway electors and people trying to get rid of the the Electoral College completely, not to mention a sudden boom of alleged attacks on Muslims, Hispanics and blacks.

GREECE ERUPTS IN VIOLENCE: Riots in the streets of Athens over Obama’s visit. Oh oh. It appears the final Apology Tour isn’t off to a very good start.

Oregon Official Who Shut Down Sweet Cakes Loses Election Bid to a Republican. Good job by karma.

Two presidential electors encourage colleagues to sideline Trump. Who gave these assholes the power to try to hold their “morality” over the entire country?

Watch These Morons Explain Why They Are Protesting Donald Trump. The stupid is strong.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlvrBh1ugUQ

WHOA. Democrats will stop at NOTHING to stop Trump; are they doxing electoral college reps? They sure won’t stop at anything.

https://twitter.com/VoteHillary2016/status/798177116835573760

Television network says Trump was born in Pakistan and adopted by Trump family. They even have an old photo of a little orange-haired boy as evidence.

Treasury Dept. says federal deficit for 2016 was $587 billion but… the official national debt grew by $1.4 trillion. Just one more way the government lies to us.

THERE GOES THE NARRATIVE: Gang-Bangers Fired Shots At Anti-Democracy Activists in Portland. Homey don’t like waitin’ for spoiled white ass-clowns.