Pakistan to send 100,000-strong duck-army against locusts. The question for this army is the age-old question leaders always have about any army: will it stand and fight, or will it quack?
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I wonder if ducks could be trained to eat corona virus?
Well they're Chinese ducks so after they eat all the locusts they'll probably be hungry again in half an hour.
Now you're peking on ducks?
I knew this thread would run afowl of your mallardious witticisms.
Wood you just knock it off already?
I'm not duckling under to your intimidation.
I don't think eider one of us can stop once we get one of these things rolling.
Yes, we are both unabill to restrain ourselves.
This was a real quack up.