Perfect Christmas gift for liberal friends and relatives

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• Really? I may be wrong, but wasn't this out back when Sponge Bill No Pants was president?

  • Seriously? These are retreads that were stored in a warehouse somewhere for the last fifteen years? That makes it even funnier. Ya gotta hand it to the guy that gambled on a warehouse full of Hillary Nutcrackers.

    • He probably bought them at auction for $50.

• A nutcracker, how suite......

  • You have me rolling over here! LMBO

    • I figure somebody else might get in on the puns.....But if I got someone to laugh, my work here is done for today... :)

      • I pondered the notion of dance puns but I didn't want to be a jerk.

        • Trata keep the puns in one place.

        • I doubt that we can-can.

        • Wow, this thread is officially in limbo

• She looks a little testes in that picture.

  • It looks like there's a little something pecan out down there, doesn't it?

    • Might be a bit nipply in that box, there

      Maybe some shrinkage?

      • I'm already tired of this beech and the campaign season hasn't cranked up completely yet.

        • Be careful what you say in cashew end up on her enemies list.

        • Thoughts like that make pine for the days of more civilized politics.

        • None of the women in my family will even try a pine nut. I think it's a flaw in the men of my family: we just can't seem to macadamia pine nut.

          (This should win a Bulwer-Lytton Award for worst pun of 2014.)

        • Funny you say this, I just made a batch of pignoli cookies this weekend.

        • Kudos! It certainly betel my puns.

        • No more Twist and Shout?

• She wishes she had nuts between those stainless steel thighs.....

• Judging from the picture on the box Hilary has been on the photoshop diet.

  • That was my first impression. Ass and ankles are waaaaaaaay to narrow.